i'll kick the devil's ass & feed it to some Christians...

sometimes i just think of some smart ass shit to use for a blog title. oddly, there is actual meaning that relates to the post content. for example, i don't believe in using outside entities to provide for mitigating circumstances. [huh?]

the devil neither does wrong nor makes you or i do wrong. the mistakes that we commit & the weaknesses that we exhibit are no one's fault but our own. yet in still, groups of humans have created great myths throughout history to explain away our responsibility for our individual & collective actions.

the concept of god is also an issue in this light. the Western philosophy of god & its gender is truly a reflection of Western society's issues & motivations. the perpetuation of patriarchy in Western spiritual teachings is borderline disturbing in its subliminal promotion of sexism. think about it, a perfect entity would not be limited to a definition of a physical form. that said, how can any concept of a supreme force/being/entity involve any specific characteristics that would indicate some limitation of being.

in essence, the infinite & perfect would not tend to fit into the finite. the infinite cannot be described as finite. the words nor the associated contextual meanings of either are not synonyms. the finite can be a part of the infinite, but not vice versa. this train of thought kills any concept of evil being external to the human set of actions. our description of evilness does not excuse the fact that it is still human behavior.

our finite vessels have had difficulty finding & understanding our purpose in the eyes of the universe. this is observable behavior for humans of various socio-economic & ethnic backgrounds.

make like i believe gas should be anywhere near $4...

PEACE
...be calm...

why are people so prone to believe a lie...

it's sad that fear of retaliation or death causes so many to allow themselves to be shat upon for entire generations...

discussing the perpetuation of bullshit in this country...

your government thinks you're an idiot...

why has this country neglected to adopt the metric system of measurement? i could be extremely wrong, but this is the only country in the world that does not make use of a measurement system that is based on counting by fucking 10's. how fucking hard is that? how can you not get that? everything is base 10. WTF! are there really that many people in this country who are completely incapable of grasping such concepts? if this is true, should these people be allowed to be alive at all?

fuck inches. fuck pounds. fuck gallons, etc. this is some bullshit. how hard is it for people come up w/correct fractions as U.S. measurement tends to cause? is it arrogance, ignorance, or just outright stubbornness? i don't what the fuck it is, but it's about as asinine as paying anything near $4.00 for giznas.

speaking of unnecessarily high priced fuel, imagine how much more efficient buying gas would be using a base 10 measurement system. how do people ignore shit like this? again, WTF! is this country that fucked up after all? kinda reminds me of Great Britain not wanting to use the Euro instead the pound. crazy shit...

make like i don't have to take a shit right now...

PEACE
...be calm...

i feel like...

crash dookie. smashed shit. ya mom's face...

just joking about the shit. i am ill w/the sickness. wifus brought home some tasty KG (kid's germs) from working at the day care. i am currentyly in a great deal of pain in my sinus cavity/head area.

oooh! i remember this sickness that sucked. yuck. it was hot as shabble labs that day. can i say penis here? penis.

why do people have such aversions to the colloquial terms humans use for the genitals.

1. cock
2. penis
3. pussy
4. coochie
5. cunt
6. dick
7. rod
8. wood
9. bone
10. beaver
11. joy mound
12. pleasure pole
13. dick napkin
14. pussy probe

okay, those last few i was just fucking around. even still, i find this phenomenon interesting.

make like i don't have a hole in my hand...

PEACE
...be calm...

hmmm...what will happen if...

everybody says fuck the oil companies and stops buying gas for at least a week? i'm going to try to do something using my knowledge of the web & economic concepts. i'm going to try to organize a grassroots gasoline price protest.

this would be tight to hit sometime in June. the real problem is motivation. oddly there doesn't seem to be much more need for motivation beyond paying damn near $4/gallon for essentially the same gasoline that was less than $2/gallon.

let's spell it together

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T...

this is a great example of capitalism failing miserably for its practitioners...

it's sad that there enough peeps to exert the necessary pressure to lower gas prices, but people do not have the commitment to follow a plan & do this shit...

make like gasoline powered technology is not clearly outdated as a primary means of transportation...

PEACE
...be calm...

i'mma kick reality's ass when i catch it...

it seems that in order for me to have these posts formatted the way i intend for them to appear, i will no longer be able to rely on Blogger's editor. for some odd reason, the rich content version of the editor fucks up on the formatting tip.

i tend to use spacing as a means of representing the completeness or lack thereof of my train(s) of thought. somehow, Blogger has figured this out and decided to pick me out of the thousands if not millions of blog authors out here, to fuck around with and harrass. basturds...

so anyway, i believe i have found a more permanent solution:

evil MS Word...denh! denh! denh!

it appears that if i C&P the fucked uppidly formatted posts in Word and fix them there that i can C&P them back to Blogger and call it a day. convoluted, but fuck it, it gets things the way i want them to appear...as if this shit even gets read by any humans on a regular basis...

anyway, what the world needs now is love sweet love, and a some fruits & vegetables, 'cause this motherfucker is irregular as all hell...

make like i'm really giving a fuck right now...

PEACE
...be calm...

in yer facial area w/some nonsense...

WTF is wrong w/a society that claims to be the example for the global community, but cannot house, feed, and/or care for it's members? how is this the richest country in the world but there are homeless families? how about the hungry fuckers that can't get any goddamned food, in this country? WTF! another good one is healthneglect. [no, that is not a typo] how do you provide for the health of children but not the adults who are responsible for them? if the parent is all fucked up, how in the hell are they supposed to get the kid to the MD? WTHIT! [oooh! figure that shit out...] even better, how do you claim that education is of the utmost importance, but

1. don't pay educators anything worth what bullshit they actually have to endure
2. create socio-economic situations where kids are severely undereducated as a rule
3. make higher education economically inaccessible regardless of intellectual ability
4. prioritize pieces of paper over real world experience for salary determination

okay, that last one could be argued not to belong w/the other 3, but it is still an issue.

bottom line is this country has some serious identity issues. there are a great many lies afoot. this is not the greatest place in the world to live. if you believe that bullshit, go jump in front of a Mack truck w/a double load hooked up to it. you might as well, 'cause you're living a lie. does this society have the potential to make this the greatest country? i'm sure it does, but no one has lived up to that shit since the country's inception. this country has a long history of doing much like many other "great" countries and basically getting simple shit real wrong for extended periods of time. enslaving other humans just because they are different is a greatly ignored example. this country wouldn't be shit right now w/o enslavement. no free labor = no development. fuck that. ignoring & glossing over that shit is no less egregious than Iranians suggesting that WWII didn't decimate European practitioners of Judaism. you just can't condone shit like that by suggesting that it either didn't happen, or that it is so far in the past that it no longer deserves consideration. stop that.

reality has been obscured from the general public's eyes for so long, that when it is revealed people are either shocked or repulsed by it. it's humorous to me when people get outraged at the latest racial issue. that shit didn't go anywhere. i don't believe race is the central issue, but it cannot be denied that it is an issue. i will say 'til i'm dead that economics trumps the shit out of race. poor fuckers are poor fuckers worldwide. some would suggest that Europeans have manipulated society on a global scale so that European interests dominate the global community. this is not observably true. not to say that there has been no European influence there, but just how many Europeans are manipulating China? kinda blows that argument out of a racists ass. yes, racism exists like a motherfucker, but it seems to be a distraction technique used to keep the struggling folks separated. divide & conquer works so well...

[I MUST AGAIN BITCH ABOUT BLOGGER'S FORMATTING, 'CAUSE IT JUST DECIDES ON IT'S OWN WHEN IT WANTS TO GO FROM SINGLE SPACE TO DOUBLE, & IT WON'T GO BACK...FUCKER!]

make like blogger's formatting isn't getting on my fucking nerves...

PEACE
...be calm...

what the hell was that all about...

okay, maybe i'm extremely paranoid a little bit. [i know that shit doesn't make much sense at all.]

my fucking ISP has been fucking w/me all night. i hate shit like this, because i was unable to really figure if it was me or them. i just upgraded the firmware on my router, and i thought maybe i had fugazied the settings i usually have on the router. in fact, that actually did happen, but the shit that i expected to be fucked and the shit that i've been fucking/w for the last 5-6 hours is not at all the same shit. the fact that i'm making these post would seem to indicate that the storm has passed, so to speak.

i can't help but passing the thought through my mind that my web activity is being monitored by either my ISP or the shitty assed government. most cats probably wouldn't even consider some shit like this, but i'm aware of the telecom sellout & the government overstepping its boundaries on citizens' privacy. that said, there are apparently extra ears & eyes on the shit that consumers are doing. now i'm not stupid, i know the shit is monitored anyway, but the bullshit, unnecessary ass Patriot Act has dicks in asses that are not used to being pokified. [yes, i am using homoerotic references. if you are in any way offended, i do not apologize. there is a hell of a lot more ignorant shit on the web than what was just suggested, so basically fuck off...]

anyway, can you tell i'm mildly perturbed. my wife fell asleep again. it's so funny, 'cause she'll say she's not going to sleep, and then she'll lay down. takes her about 2 seconds to fall asleep once she's prone. it's really boring as shit. the funny thing about it, that isn't really funny, is that i'm older. i should be the one that passes the fuck out at indiscriminate intervals. oh well, WTF can i do besides get a new wife...?

make like there was not some weird shit going on w/my web connection earlier...motherfuckers...sons of bitches...bastards...assholians...eat shit & become rotting corpses...

PEACE
...be calm...

not fitting in is a bitch...pt. 2

so anyways, i figured this was a great place to finish this thought, 'cause i fit like shit in the seats @ the Tower last night. that was a pain in the legs, literally. the only thing i could do to alleviate the problem would be to stand and block the shit out of whoever was sitting behind me from seeing the show. i was so goddamned uncomfortable that i actually considered getting up & walking out of the motherfucker. i was that fucking uncomfortable. i don't know how the true giants that play sports & shit put up w/it.

speaking of giants & sports, it's fucked up that the short people use giants for entertainment purposes. the fucked up part is that giants are eager to fuck up their bodies for a paycheck. if i said to you that i would pay you millions of dollars to give yourself permanent brain damage, loss of joint usage, broken whatevers, etc., would you be so eager to permanently fuck yourself for those same millions? i'm thinking the average sized person would say "hell 2 the nizzo." why are giants so susceptible to such abuse & mistreatment @ their own expense?

oddly, people tend to ask me far more frequently than i find pleasurable about whether or not i have used my giantism to partake in the self-abusive entertainment activities created for the exploitation of giants. no motherfucker, i don't play basketball, football, baseball, etc. in fact, i'm actually one of the smaller giants. my feet are pretty big though. maybe i should start exerting my giant status for my benefit. especially my giant ass feet. i need to kick the assholes who ask me dumbass height related questions. "how's the weather up there..." i hate that shit. it should be okay to spit on peeps that ask that & then say "it appears to be raining..."

okay, i got that off my cranium. what the deal is world? where y'all at? i'm 'bout to do my annual blog email. actually, i don't even know if it's fair to call it that. i think i've actually only distributed this blog 1X in it's 3 year existence...

whatever.

make like i'm not tired as shit right now...

PEACE
...be calm...