u.niversally s.ucks a.ss...

this is a fucked up country. am i a patriot? like the fucking missile maybe. fuck this country. i'm epissed & not 'e' as in electronic either. i'm e-x-t-r-a pissed off. did i say fuck this country? hey i'm like George Lopez:

FUCK THAT PUTO!

i realize that the Spanglish tense may not be proper use, but that's my new motto for patriotism FTP. thank you kindly George.

this country seems to be continuing its long history of rape & pillage. it's so wonderful to be a citizen of a country that was founded by terrorists. reminds me of my sneaky ass dad. he thought everyone else was sneaky 'cause his nut as is.

this country's officials are quite aware of the legacy of terrorism they represent. they may not publicly admit it, but they would be historically ignorant if the denied it in private company. any argument against would be an argument of pure semantic nature.

United States Revolution = British Colonial Rebellion = Colonial Terrorist Movement

it's not even a stretch.

shit, the military trains, maintains, & deploys terrorist units. they tend to call them special forces though. these amazing individuals are trained to sneak into hostile territory & fuck shit up. is that not terrorism? they're like terrorists w/a rule here or there. it's a more productive terrorism.

any terrorist/rebel who blows themselves up is an all-out idiot. martyr these nuts...

fuck that. i wanna see what i did if i'm blowing shit up...

all that to say this...

bail out plan = FTP!

WTF!

who is bailing out the rest of the fucking country? especially after these cats are now coming on broadcast television w/some 20/20 hindsight shit. they're saying they saw this shit coming. DUH! great time to tell everyone after it fucking happens...

here's a question on the close out tip:

which candidate for president is worrying about their personal finances as this is being typed?

F-MOTHERFUCKING-T-SOMOMMABITCH-P

bastards...

make like i'd fuck up & not vote in this election....

PEACE
...be calm...

the 3 b's

i'm bored as all hell...

i'm broke as fuck (seems to be a lifelong theme even when gainfully employed, WTF!)

life's a beyotch...

don't plan on gettin' dead anytime soon. i'm pissed. the year started off unusually positive. prospects looked great. WTF happened here?

i'm fucking hungry & have not had a decent meal in fucking weeks. i need to get some fruits & veggies into me.

i'm surprised i can still shit on a daily basis.

i think i'll go consume an alcoholic beverage & some H2O.

yes, i actually said that...

thoughts are just meandering around up inside my elargeated craniodomulus...

make like i'm not tired as saggy titty fucks...

PEACE
...be calm...

hey, i'm dealing w/a great deal of stress...

i usually don't post this frequently at one time, but i'm under some typical stress. this is an outlet. i have a little bit of time right now, and access to this forum, so...

i have come to recently realize that i really, really do not fucking fit in. you know that cliche get in where you fit in? yeah well i don't fucking fit in, so i figure i've gotta make my own shit.

if my efforts at doing so cause any pain or suffering to anyone...

FUCK EACH & EVERY ONE OF YOU...

i say this w/o any love or hatred. it is purely the result of a my reflective nature. i am reflecting any and all of the suffering that i have experienced thus far in my odd life.

this is not directed in any way, shape, or form towards my goddren.

make like i didn't wanna put a shell in the hack dude's ass at the transfer station last night...

PEACE
...be calm...

astute use of Palinological thinking...

i play GTA III, Vice City, & San Andreas...

therefore i am a trained urban combat specialist w/the ability to defeat all forms of law enforcement & the military. i am also able to operate many and varied forms of land, air, & sea vehicles in the pursuit of my maniacal goals.

i shall now go out & convince the rest of the world of my great skill, and do shitty interviews w/only prominent media figures of my campaign's approval...

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

make like Alaskans should not be embarrassed by this person posing as their current governor...

PEACE
...be calm...

just for the dusty audio groove laden circular plastic...

my sole aches...

a short poem for my wonderful non-readership...

my sole
my sole
oh pain in my sole
my frame doth though hold
oh pain in my sole
is the pressure you bear
somehow deemed unfair
is the structure you keep
relieved only in sleep
seems the load that you hold
causes suffering now untold
shall your failure be same
as my associates so lame
my sole
my sole
oh pain in my sole

thank you...

have i ever mentioned that a distinctly despise overweight people? this is especially true of mean-spirited and/or misery laden chublunkian fat fucks. sadly, i am associated with one through my local place of monetary deficiency earnment...

make like obesity is a condition that i find comforting...

PEACE
...be calm...

what da blimbiddy bluck-bluck?

WTF is up w/these bullshit media events that someone decided to call debates?

why do United States citizens continue to show their docile, sheep-like nature?

the greatest event in this country's history, other than publicly acknowledging that enslaving humans is an idiotic means of securing free/cheap labor, is the colonists successful banishing of Great Britain from it's political affairs on a permanent basis.

that said, why is this one of the only countries that has not experienced any coups, revolutions, overthrows, etc.?

this country is ripe for an outright revolt by its citizens. there are far more struggling, suffering, poverty ridden citizens than others. WTF is wrong w/these people? what does it take for citizens of the United States to feel the stiff rod that is being rammed up their economic ass?

the average U.S. citizen has been economically raped for so long now that they just bend over, wallet spread, and take it in the pocket...

oh, it's so fuckin' messy...

ewww!

call me unpatriotic. i could not care in the least about anyone, that includes politicians, who does not care for those who are truly suffering...

the debate last night was damn near a comedy skit. why don't these cats answer the goddamn question that's asked? fuck'em.

you wanna make your vote count, vote for PoCriz...

make like this is actually the greatest country in the world...

PEACE
...be calm...

sorry, i was attacked by social terrorists...

i'm down w/whites against McCain. i'm also down w/Alaskans against Palin...

in addition i would like to express my affiliation w/idiots against intellectual thought patterns, as well as prejudiced against different people.

i'm down w/any cause, movement, PAC, lobbyist, or anyone else who says "fuck the issues that really matter, i'm only worried about superficial shit and imposing my personal beliefs on everyone else's intellectual and various other personal freedoms.

fuck Democrats & Republicans. their views are too broad for me. i find it necessary to become a party to the narrowest views i can possibly hold when it comes to dealing with other people and their so-called lives.

live your life exactly like i live mine, or your completely unpatriotic...

make like i understand the apparent complete lack of logic and/or intellect during elections...

PEACE
...be calm...

oops...

it would appear that in my haste to not pay any attention at all to certain things, i forgot to realize that the 200 post mark had been breached...

woe is i...

i suppose i could honor the occasion now since this is post #204. let's see, that would make "i'll fuckin' kick yo' ass beyotch..." post #200. yay for that post...

i'm pissed about this fucking election. i don't like this Palin chick at all. i don't give a fuck about PC. i say shit like broad & chick. fuck it. so anyway, i don't like this chick. i really had no interest in voting for McCain, but the Palin shit is really pissing me off. as a matter of fact, i'm pissed at Hillary "Annihilate Iran" Clinton for fucking up her chances at being the VP for these donkey motherfuckers. fuck'em all, but i figure i'd rather listen to some braying than some trumpeting. the last 8 years of noise has been deafening...

WTH is wrong w/these fools who are jumping ship from donkeyville simply because they see a female elephantius. WTF! does anyone actually give a fuck about the fucking economy? fuck if her daughter is pregnant. is that affecting the housing market at all? sheesh...

it's times like this that remind me best why i fucking hate people...

make like i'm plugged in...

PEACE
...be calm...

the biggest lie of all...

i just realized today that 1 of the biggest lies that is told & perpetuated in this crazy ass society is that we are all the same. we are not all the same. ethnic difference is natural. the problem isn't our differences as humans. the problem is the perception by many humans that difference can be equated to superiority/inferiority.

different ≠ better.

different ≠ superior.

different = different.

whoever developed that social idiocy needs to be severely reprimanded and sectioned off for population control measures. WTF?

imagine all the tall cats offing all the little fuckers & making the world more comfortable for those over 6' tall. imagine that shit...

how the fuck does it happen w/o question that some group or another develops the idea that different = superior/inferior?

this is yet another great example of the mass stupidity of the human race as an animal. oh yeah, we're so fucking more intelligent than the other animals, but we can't figure out shit like this. again WTF.

i used to think i was alone in many of my observations of human behavior. turns out i'm not. apparently those of us who tend to be creatively expressive tend to see through the bullshit better. oddly, creative minds are generally not encouraged to pursue such endeavors...

the general public seems to be satisfied w/this unfortunate state of affairs. fuck'em...

make like the world is not a motherfucking mess because of all the non-questioning sheep...

PEACE
...be calm...

i dig stand up comedy...

it all started w/that greatest of all-time (in my estimation): Richard "I'm Funny As Fuck" Pryor.

Richard essentially introduced me to the idea of a person standing up & saying shit that makes you laugh & think at the same time...

imagine the pleasure of laughing & thinking at the same exact time. some motherfuckers laugh, some motherfuckers think, other motherfuckers do both & can get you to do the same. it's an amazing talent.

i tried to do it, but i have timing issues. i also have a somewhat unusually dark sense of humor. for example, i laugh at death & Christians. no, seriously, i make jokes about whatever the fuck i want to laugh at. if it's funny, it's fucking funny. shit, i laugh at people getting eaten by beasts in movies 'n' shit like that.

if somebody smacked the shit out of you and your bloody teeth got splattered all over a freshly painted white wall, i'd probably laugh at that shit. ever see the movie where death is chasing people? remember the scene when the chick gets the shit smashed out of her by the bus? i died laughing at that shit. okay, i didn't die, but i rewound that shit & peeped it in slow-mo. that's some hot shit.

that said, i still find more standard socially accepted humor humorous. in that vein i find that stand-up comedy is quite satisfying.

make like i don't like to think about fucking up litter bugs...

PEACE
...be calm...