do you know any admitted pagans...

fuck halloween...

add to that list christmas, easter, thanksgiving, valentine's day, st. patrick's day, & most other Judeo-Christian, Western culture holidays.

i'm not Judeo or Christian. why do i have to be subjected to these annual disruptions of regularly scheduled calendric movement? the odd thing is that in this country there is supposed to be a seperation of church & state, yet these holidays are often considered federal/national holidays.

how'd that shit slip by the sensdar?

i do fuck w/new year, only because it marks the establishment of a relatively immediate calendric phenomenon. other than that, holidays can eat a cock burger...

born days are worthy of celebration as well. speaking of which, why not celebrate a human's inception as a living being? guess that fucks w/the whole idea of when is a fetus a human or not.

i'm not down w/abortion, but i am distinctly pro-choice. i don't have a uterus, ovaries, or a vagina, so other than the high value i place on regularly & vigorously probing vaginal cavities w/my dizniz, i have no interest in controlling a woman's body decisions.

imagine making it illegal to beat my dick...

i'd be an international fugitive...

make like my gig is the bomb...

PEACE
...be calm...

the misery has landed...

you know, at the beginning of this year, i had the patently false impression that many efforts to improve the basic status of life as i experience it were becoming successful. forgive me for that miscalculation.

the regularly unscheduled mishaps that seem to be characteristic of life so far have returned w/their usual frequency...

well, at least the Phillies won the World Series. too bad i don't give a flying fuck about baseball. i suppose i'll have to hold on to my football squad winning the Super Bowl a few years ago for as long as possible.

i'm quite curious to see how many citizens are awake during the election(s) next week. hopefully people are coming out & putting Obama in office. i just don't trust McCain since he picked Palin. Biden's no lottery prize, but Palin is just disturbing as a VP candidate for a seasoned politician...

WTF was this guy & his team thinking?

make like either 1 of these dudes is going to make my economic situation that much better...

PEACE
...be calm...

well la di da...

don't really feel like posting anything in particular at the moment. i had some shit floatin' about in my cranium, but the thoughts are currently off in the netherfolds of my vastly unknown mind space...

i'm sure they'll eventually make their way back to the more closely recognized forefolds, in order for proper seepage into my conscious recollective thought process...

so the drama shall continue, apparently w/or w/o my approval...

make like i don't love creating audio enough to teach myself how to manipulate it...

PEACE
...be calm...

i don't fuck w/you like that dicksnickle..

so i find out today that i've been royally fucked by IGotta. the engine is toefucked. that asshole at the original warranty garage got the shit outta me & the fuckin' warranty company. WTF!

now i gotta find a friggin' lawyer (not likely) that will pursue damages on my behalf for this asshole's defraudment. again, WTF!

$1600 is the estimate for the goddamn engine...

[UTTER SILENCE IN COMPLETE, UNBRIDLED, BLOODLUSTING RAGE...]

prison is definitely a deterrent for me against committing violence. i'd like to relieve this dude of his humanly existence w/a good aluminum batting device...

people say dumb shit like "be positive."

how the fuck does that apply to bullshit like this?

FOH!

[fuck outta here for the slowies...]

daughters of bastards...

make like i'm having a motherfucking party on your cranium right the fuck now...

PEACE
...be calm...

you motherfucker you...

would you believe that i severely aggravated the condition of my friggin' feet by diligently trying to maintain my presence at my gig?

yes, it is entirely true. turns out i have been walking 2 miles from work in the AM to hop the PT back to the domicile at a time feasible for the household (that is the wizin) to function...

obligatory WTF!

i can't believe this shit...

make like my gig is going to give a flying retard fuck about my podiatric well being...

PEACE
...be calm...

plain old fuck it is...

so they tell me i have plantar fasciitis in both my motherfuckin' feet.

ain't that a beyotch's bloody crotch w/o a pad or tampon for 3-4 days & no personal hygiene...

just when i was trying to get back on my physically fit jawn, BOOM! if i didn't know better, i'd say i need jebus in my life...not...

so anyway, i'm pretty pissed the fuck off, 'cause this shit is officially not a goddamned disability. believe that. see line 2 above...

so, i can't fucking walk or stand w/o pain, but because this shit is "treatable," i am not considered disabled at all...YAAAY!

make like shit like this makes complete sense to my life...

PEACE
...be calm...

my gig slurps colon polyps...part dos...

so anyways, dude ended up coming back 2.5 hours later & still has his fucking gig...

imagine the utter freedom of sheer employer stupidity.

how do i seem to end up w/the asshole manager on a semi-regular basis?

FTP!

WTF!

make like the world in all honesty is a truly beautiful place, thanks to the meanderings of humanity...

PEACE
...be calm...

don't make me put my teef on you...

i was just admiring my profile photo...

i'm quite willing to admit i'm vain. i was labelled as narcissistic along w/my depression when i was supposedly diagnosed by the fucked up psychiatrist that didn't even read my files...

that's another story that i won't get into at the moment.

i have no problem admitting i have serious issues, but i don't believe vanity on my part is necessarily one of them. what's wrong w/finding yourself appealing? i like me. in fact, i love me. didn't used to when i was a kid, but i definitely do nowadays.

i do have a history of putting my teeth on people. at least, i did as a kid. bit a chunk out of a motherfucker once. some older kid was fucking w/me & i guess i didn't like it. all i remember is getting in trouble for it, & how serious everybody was. kid shouldn't have been fuckin' w/little kids like that in the 1st place.

i only bite the wiznizin nowadays...she seems to like shit like that...

make like i still eat beef & pork...

PEACE
...be calm...

McLame shows his scrotes...

this guy actually does have some sense. looks like he may be getting fucked by his campaign team. that would seem to explain the contradictions of his correcting the supporters in public about misplaced Oblahblah comments and his TV ads that seem to do the opposite.

poor old dude...

fuck'em...

it's truly sad that w/all the shit going on w/the wars, the economy, the environment, whatever, the primary reason this election is seen as historical is because an African is finally being a presidential candidate beyond the primaries.

that's a sad ass statement about the history of this supposedly great country. it's actually a testament to the lack of historic focus of most humans in this society when you consider the number of Africans that took political offices after the Civil War.

fuck is wrong w/peeps? this isn't even a straight European thing. considering the various ethnic groupings that live in this country, it doesn't make much sense that of those who are citizens, the only ones that tend to be political are Europeans...

where's the fucking Latino, Asian, whatever candidates? why does this shit even still make a difference? 'cause racism & prejudice are still real as fuck...

doh!

dickwickery...

make like i fuck w/this shitty economy & capitalism is the shizniztifit...

PEACE
...be calm...

my boss is a richard scrotumless...

this crackhead gets an email telling him that i'm not going to make it to work because of an emergency medical appointment, & his response is for me to call him ASAP...

doh!

if i tell you my feet are fucked up & i walk to get to work, what the fuck is wrong w/you to be more concerned w/me calling you than getting my fucking feet straight?

i do not have good history w/managers. i seem to get straight dickwicks 95% of the tizzle.

WTF!

gotta use this shit as motivation to do my own shit. i'm so tired of asshole management. fuck'em. problem is i can't say that to my fucking debts. this is where problem solving really kicks in. my focus & anxiety issues definitely play a factor, but i've gotta bang this shit out for my very survival.

sounds mildly dramatic, but i'm tired of the bullshit. i truly cannot fathom w/any clarity how peeps put up w/the majority of this bullshit in society on a daily basis.

how can i respect a manager who has a fucker who takes 3.5h breaks when he's only supposed to get .5h, but said manager will not fire fucker?

FTP!

welcome to the world of dickwickery...

make like my feet aren't fucking w/me like all hell for the last 2-3 weeks...

PEACE
...be calm...