...but i can't. due to societal and legal constraints, i must refrain from the use of violence to achieve personal satisfaction in the context of conflict resolution and/or assessment of oppositional circumstances. "why what in the hey-burger is he babbling about," you may ask? i shall provide some examples.
1. you fools who talk on the phone while hurtling through space encased in 1+tons of metal and fiberglass.
2. the intellectually invalid individuals who seem to think that littering is justifiable because
a)the neighborhood is already dirty
b)there is no parental guidance to the contrary
c)the sanitation worker(s) will get it
3. intellectually lazy individuals
4. republicans
5. democrats
6. politicians in general...(beat'em all one at a time!)
7. anybody who looks like they have a permanent smirk/smile on their grill (make whatever inferences you desire here)...i ain't talkin'bout George Clooney either (worst Batman/Bruce Wayne ever)
8. you cats that accelerate to pass me while i'm driving and end up being the car directly in front of me at the next red light...duh!
realistically, how would the world be if i were permitted to just mollywop these and various other offensive individuals and/or those responsible for the commission of such offensive acts. ahhh! one can only speculate...
i'm not a violent person. not really. i'd just like to-oh yeah, i already said that...
find the opposite side of the door
PEACE
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