Thursday, May 29, 2008

i'll kick the devil's ass & feed it to some Christians...

sometimes i just think of some smart ass shit to use for a blog title. oddly, there is actual meaning that relates to the post content. for example, i don't believe in using outside entities to provide for mitigating circumstances. [huh?]

the devil neither does wrong nor makes you or i do wrong. the mistakes that we commit & the weaknesses that we exhibit are no one's fault but our own. yet in still, groups of humans have created great myths throughout history to explain away our responsibility for our individual & collective actions.

the concept of god is also an issue in this light. the Western philosophy of god & its gender is truly a reflection of Western society's issues & motivations. the perpetuation of patriarchy in Western spiritual teachings is borderline disturbing in its subliminal promotion of sexism. think about it, a perfect entity would not be limited to a definition of a physical form. that said, how can any concept of a supreme force/being/entity involve any specific characteristics that would indicate some limitation of being.

in essence, the infinite & perfect would not tend to fit into the finite. the infinite cannot be described as finite. the words nor the associated contextual meanings of either are not synonyms. the finite can be a part of the infinite, but not vice versa. this train of thought kills any concept of evil being external to the human set of actions. our description of evilness does not excuse the fact that it is still human behavior.

our finite vessels have had difficulty finding & understanding our purpose in the eyes of the universe. this is observable behavior for humans of various socio-economic & ethnic backgrounds.

make like i believe gas should be anywhere near $4...

PEACE
...be calm...

why are people so prone to believe a lie...

it's sad that fear of retaliation or death causes so many to allow themselves to be shat upon for entire generations...

discussing the perpetuation of bullshit in this country...

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

your government thinks you're an idiot...

why has this country neglected to adopt the metric system of measurement? i could be extremely wrong, but this is the only country in the world that does not make use of a measurement system that is based on counting by fucking 10's. how fucking hard is that? how can you not get that? everything is base 10. WTF! are there really that many people in this country who are completely incapable of grasping such concepts? if this is true, should these people be allowed to be alive at all?

fuck inches. fuck pounds. fuck gallons, etc. this is some bullshit. how hard is it for people come up w/correct fractions as U.S. measurement tends to cause? is it arrogance, ignorance, or just outright stubbornness? i don't what the fuck it is, but it's about as asinine as paying anything near $4.00 for giznas.

speaking of unnecessarily high priced fuel, imagine how much more efficient buying gas would be using a base 10 measurement system. how do people ignore shit like this? again, WTF! is this country that fucked up after all? kinda reminds me of Great Britain not wanting to use the Euro instead the pound. crazy shit...

make like i don't have to take a shit right now...

PEACE
...be calm...

Sunday, May 18, 2008

i feel like...

crash dookie. smashed shit. ya mom's face...

just joking about the shit. i am ill w/the sickness. wifus brought home some tasty KG (kid's germs) from working at the day care. i am currentyly in a great deal of pain in my sinus cavity/head area.

oooh! i remember this sickness that sucked. yuck. it was hot as shabble labs that day. can i say penis here? penis.

why do people have such aversions to the colloquial terms humans use for the genitals.

  1. cock
  2. penis
  3. pussy
  4. coochie
  5. cunt
  6. dick
  7. rod
  8. wood
  9. bone
  10. beaver
  11. joy mound
  12. pleasure pole
  13. dick napkin
  14. pussy probe

okay, those last few i was just fucking around. even still, i find this phenomenon interesting.

make like i don't have a hole in my hand...

PEACE
...be calm...

Friday, May 16, 2008

hmmm...what will happen if...

everybody says fuck the oil companies and stops buying gas for at least a week? i'm going to try to do something using my knowledge of the web & economic concepts. i'm going to try to organize a grassroots gasoline price protest.

this would be tight to hit sometime in June. the real problem is motivation. oddly there doesn't seem to be much more need for motivation beyond paying damn near $4/gallon for essentially the same gasoline that was less than $2/gallon.

let's spell it together

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T...

this is a great example of capitalism failing miserably for its practitioners...

it's sad that there enough peeps to exert the necessary pressure to lower gas prices, but people do not have the commitment to follow a plan & do this shit...

make like gasoline powered technology is not clearly outdated as a primary means of transportation...

PEACE
...be calm...

Thursday, May 15, 2008

i'mma kick reality's ass when i catch it...

it seems that in order for me to have these posts formatted the way i intend for them to appear, i will no longer be able to rely on Blogger's editor. for some odd reason, the rich content version of the editor fucks up on the formatting tip.

i tend to use spacing as a means of representing the completeness or lack thereof of my train(s) of thought. somehow, Blogger has figured this out and decided to pick me out of the thousands if not millions of blog authors out here, to fuck around with and harrass. basturds...

so anyway, i believe i have found a more permanent solution:

evil MS Word...denh! denh! denh!

it appears that if i C&P the fucked uppidly formatted posts in Word and fix them there that i can C&P them back to Blogger and call it a day. convoluted, but fuck it, it gets things the way i want them to appear...as if this shit even gets read by any humans on a regular basis...

anyway, what the world needs now is love sweet love, and a some fruits & vegetables, 'cause this motherfucker is irregular as all hell...

make like i'm really giving a fuck right now...

PEACE
...be calm...

in yer facial area w/some nonsense...

WTF is wrong w/a society that claims to be the example for the global community, but cannot house, feed, and/or care for it's members? how is this the richest country in the world but there are homeless families? how about the hungry fuckers that can't get any goddamned food, in this country? WTF! another good one is healthneglect. [no, that is not a typo] how do you provide for the health of children but not the adults who are responsible for them? if the parent is all fucked up, how in the hell are they supposed to get the kid to the MD? WTHIT! [oooh! figure that shit out...] even better, how do you claim that education is of the utmost importance, but

  1. don't pay educators anything worth what bullshit they actually have to endure
  2. create socio-economic situations where kids are severely undereducated as a rule
  3. make higher education economically inaccessible regardless of intellectual ability
  4. prioritize pieces of paper over real world experience for salary determination

okay, that last one could be argued not to belong w/the other 3, but it is still an issue.

bottom line is this country has some serious identity issues. there are a great many lies afoot. this is not the greatest place in the world to live. if you believe that bullshit, go jump in front of a Mack truck w/a double load hooked up to it. you might as well, 'cause you're living a lie. does this society have the potential to make this the greatest country? i'm sure it does, but no one has lived up to that shit since the country's inception. this country has a long history of doing much like many other "great" countries and basically getting simple shit real wrong for extended periods of time. enslaving other humans just because they are different is a greatly ignored example. this country wouldn't be shit right now w/o enslavement. no free labor = no development. fuck that. ignoring & glossing over that shit is no less egregious than Iranians suggesting that WWII didn't decimate European practitioners of Judaism. you just can't condone shit like that by suggesting that it either didn't happen, or that it is so far in the past that it no longer deserves consideration. stop that.

reality has been obscured from the general public's eyes for so long, that when it is revealed people are either shocked or repulsed by it. it's humorous to me when people get outraged at the latest racial issue. that shit didn't go anywhere. i don't believe race is the central issue, but it cannot be denied that it is an issue. i will say 'til i'm dead that economics trumps the shit out of race. poor fuckers are poor fuckers worldwide. some would suggest that Europeans have manipulated society on a global scale so that European interests dominate the global community. this is not observably true. not to say that there has been no European influence there, but just how many Europeans are manipulating China? kinda blows that argument out of a racists ass. yes, racism exists like a motherfucker, but it seems to be a distraction technique used to keep the struggling folks separated. divide & conquer works so well...

[I MUST AGAIN BITCH ABOUT BLOGGER'S FORMATTING, 'CAUSE IT JUST DECIDES ON IT'S OWN WHEN IT WANTS TO GO FROM SINGLE SPACE TO DOUBLE, & IT WON'T GO BACK...FUCKER!]

make like blogger's formatting isn't getting on my fucking nerves...

PEACE
...be calm...

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

what the hell was that all about...

okay, maybe i'm extremely paranoid a little bit. [i know that shit doesn't make much sense at all.]

my fucking ISP has been fucking w/me all night. i hate shit like this, because i was unable to really figure if it was me or them. i just upgraded the firmware on my router, and i thought maybe i had fugazied the settings i usually have on the router. in fact, that actually did happen, but the shit that i expected to be fucked and the shit that i've been fucking/w for the last 5-6 hours is not at all the same shit. the fact that i'm making these post would seem to indicate that the storm has passed, so to speak.

i can't help but passing the thought through my mind that my web activity is being monitored by either my ISP or the shitty assed government. most cats probably wouldn't even consider some shit like this, but i'm aware of the telecom sellout & the government overstepping its boundaries on citizens' privacy. that said, there are apparently extra ears & eyes on the shit that consumers are doing. now i'm not stupid, i know the shit is monitored anyway, but the bullshit, unnecessary ass Patriot Act has dicks in asses that are not used to being pokified. [yes, i am using homoerotic references. if you are in any way offended, i do not apologize. there is a hell of a lot more ignorant shit on the web than what was just suggested, so basically fuck off...]

anyway, can you tell i'm mildly perturbed. my wife fell asleep again. it's so funny, 'cause she'll say she's not going to sleep, and then she'll lay down. takes her about 2 seconds to fall asleep once she's prone. it's really boring as shit. the funny thing about it, that isn't really funny, is that i'm older. i should be the one that passes the fuck out at indiscriminate intervals. oh well, WTF can i do besides get a new wife...?

make like there was not some weird shit going on w/my web connection earlier...motherfuckers...sons of bitches...bastards...assholians...eat shit & become rotting corpses...

PEACE
...be calm...

Monday, May 12, 2008

not fitting in is a bitch...pt. 2

so anyways, i figured this was a great place to finish this thought, 'cause i fit like shit in the seats @ the Tower last night. that was a pain in the legs, literally. the only thing i could do to alleviate the problem would be to stand and block the shit out of whoever was sitting behind me from seeing the show. i was so goddamned uncomfortable that i actually considered getting up & walking out of the motherfucker. i was that fucking uncomfortable. i don't know how the true giants that play sports & shit put up w/it.

speaking of giants & sports, it's fucked up that the short people use giants for entertainment purposes. the fucked up part is that giants are eager to fuck up their bodies for a paycheck. if i said to you that i would pay you millions of dollars to give yourself permanent brain damage, loss of joint usage, broken whatevers, etc., would you be so eager to permanently fuck yourself for those same millions? i'm thinking the average sized person would say "hell 2 the nizzo." why are giants so susceptible to such abuse & mistreatment @ their own expense?

oddly, people tend to ask me far more frequently than i find pleasurable about whether or not i have used my giantism to partake in the self-abusive entertainment activities created for the exploitation of giants. no motherfucker, i don't play basketball, football, baseball, etc. in fact, i'm actually one of the smaller giants. my feet are pretty big though. maybe i should start exerting my giant status for my benefit. especially my giant ass feet. i need to kick the assholes who ask me dumbass height related questions. "how's the weather up there..." i hate that shit. it should be okay to spit on peeps that ask that & then say "it appears to be raining..."

okay, i got that off my cranium. what the deal is world? where y'all at? i'm 'bout to do my annual blog email. actually, i don't even know if it's fair to call it that. i think i've actually only distributed this blog 1X in it's 3 year existence...

whatever.

make like i'm not tired as shit right now...

PEACE
...be calm...

aw, ya mama eats rocks w/biscuits...

let's see if i can get my post on today w/o any formatting issues.

went to see E. Badu last night at the Tower. that woman can sing her ass off. she does have an ass by the way. [THIS FONT LOOKS WACKED...HOPE THIS DOESN'T COME THRU ON THE FORMATTING OF THE POST]

i try to see any artist that i truly dig live at least 1X. EB is like Sade for me. i've seen Sade 1X, but it was w/my nut ass sperm donor. in fact, that show was so bangin', i enjoyed it anyway w/poor seating & company. back to EB though, she can sing like a motherfucker. recognize that her singing abilities are not at all properly represented by her studio recordings at all. i have to check out her live album. i have yet to listen to it in it's entirity. i usually can't stand live recordings, but i think after last nights glorious performance, i have to at least see if that album is representative of her singing abilities...

if you can & you read this, cop that album & go see this show...

do it or i'll kick your nut ass!

props to Rick for doing her sound @ the Tower. the sound was some of the most pleasantly mixed audio in a live concert that i have heard in recent times. i sat in the pit and could still fucking hear properly when i left the theater. i am mad impressed w/that shit.

on that note...

make like i knew D'Angelo released an independent album last year...

PEACE
...be calm...

Friday, May 09, 2008

not fitting in is a bitch...

i don't mean like cliques & shit either. i'm talking about not physically fitting in the world/society...

something looks like it's wrong w/this interface, so i'm not going to be finishing this thought just yet.

make like my wife's priorities don't scare the fuck out of me sometimes...

PEACE
...be calm...

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

you & ya mama can kiss my ass in stereo...

nothing personal intended. just thought that was an interesting combination of English language words...

FAVORITE GENRES (as if they acfually existed)

  1. hip-hop
  2. funk
  3. house
  4. electronic
  5. disco
  6. reggae
  7. jazz

okay, i was going to type some more, but the everpresent in/out format gremlin has appeared w/a mouth full of imafuckwitchashit...

BASTARD!

make like my wife's not calling me expecting me to answer after she ignored me earlier...

PEACE
...be calm...

Monday, May 05, 2008

offspring of rabid female canines...

Blogger is really kicking my ass w/these formatting errors. as a result, there are going to be the previous 2 empty ass posts, until i figure out how to get the post to look the way i intended to look upon posting it.

i hate this shit, however, i'm going to try to follow the ...be calm... philosophy. calmness does not eclipse suckiness though.

okay bastards. i figured it out, or at least i figured out a workaround. i hate workarounds. workarounds are like bandage solutions for severe internal hemorrhaging problems...

make like blogger isn't fuckin' w/my shit...

PEACE
...be calm...

holes in my shit...

this blog has logged all of 2 comments in 3 years...

isn't that some utterly amazing shit?

i have no idea where that particular train above derailed. the thought has been officially declared missing. WTF was i talking about? no fucking idea...

anyway, 2 comments goes to show that either no one reads this blog at all, or everyone is just saying "fuck pocrizzle," as if that were a reasonable thing for other humans to speak...

the world is a fucking mess and the general public doesn't seem to notice the stench of the shit within which society has managed to embed itself.

this sentiment is my primary motivation for promoting ...be calm... to anyone who will be a party to such a discussion. i'm just that honest. i really don't care anymore. it turns out honesty is the best policy, but nobody wants to buy the goddamned thing...

for example, Obama v. Clinton = potential for truth in government operation v. same ol'bullshit that's got society fucked up today.

am i over simplifying things? perhaps, but what if simplicity is the order of existence? what if simplicity is the order of the universe? human relations in their current state are highly overrated. simple respect for humanity would dictate the reverse of many socio-economic policies that currently fuck up world trade & the global economy.

for example, why should the general pop of China be subjected to a government that does not consider their basic rights as humans? the fuck is up w/Tibet? why should so many have to suffer the ideas of so few? this applies to the United States as well. i have asserted for years that the U.S. is neither a republic or a democracy. this country, and most others in today's global economy are operated by the few to benefit the same. here is a definition for that ass:

Main Entry: ol·i·gar·chy
Pronunciation: \ˈä-lə-ˌgär-kē, ˈō-\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural ol·i·gar·chies
Date: 1542

  1. government by the few
  2. a government in which a small group exercises control especially for corrupt
    and selfish purposes; also : a group exercising such control
  3. an organization under oligarchic control
now, if that shit there does not describe this country and its government, i don't know what is wrong with you. it ain't me. i'm crazy, but i'm not that crazy. this country has never been a government of, by, and for the people. since day 1, the officials have had an inherent distrust of the people and their assumed inability to correctly process their daily lives in a socially compatible way. if this were not true, there would be no electoral college. hmmm...

there is a simple analysis of a very complicated social system that is quite pertinent and extremely adequate. is it an opinion or an observable fact of human existence? oddly, arguing the preceeding is one of the ways average folks are sufficiently distracted enough for the bullshit to continue occurring unmolested. fuck that. it's time to molest the shit out of the status quo. fuck the bullshit.

molest the government & get this shit to work properly. not just U.S. citizens either. this is a message to the average cat worldwide. stop trusting these governments to handle their business. they aren't doing it, and it's really your business anyway. get your fucking business in order...

come'on folks, get your collective shit together...

make like i don't think about shit like this 24/7/364.25...

PEACE...
be calm...

the fucking record...

no not the vinyl you weirdo. the record for most posts in a month still exists. my goal is to beat that shit, but w/o just posting frivolous thoughts just to beat it. get it, just to beat it...

speaking of beating it's, why do people have such a problem w/masturbation? WTF is that all about? or even better, i was thinking earlier about the hypocrisy involved in the continued criminalization of marijuana...

WTF is that?

alcohol = legal
cigarettes & tobacco = legal
automobiles = legal
carbon based fuel = legal
smoking leaves that relax you = illegal

figure that bullshit out. i have to find an article somewhere that shows an individual went into a weed induced rage and caused chaos & mayhem as a result. it's fucking crazy...

i don't think that shit exists. i'm willing to propose that any such event was influenced by the presence of other substances than cannabis. the cats that i know that are weed heads are stupidly mellow. i have seen & am aware of weed paranoia. perhaps that could lead to violence. guess someone would have to do some kind of study to figure that out, but that won't happen, 'cause weed is sooooo bad for human consumption.

i've heard it suggested that Indians smoked other than tobacco. perhaps that is how the Europeans were able to so handily steal the land in this part of the world from its inhabitants. maybe they were all too high like the Seth Rogan skit on SNL. (apparently, no one thought to upload that skit to the web anywhere that i can find...) maybe that was just the alcohol though.

[thought break]
would someone please tell Blogger about the formatting issues that randomly occur when entering posts. that shit really gets on my nerves. how does a post just decide to be double spaced? WTF is that all about? i hate that shit...it's derailing...
[return to regularly babbled mania]

i have to put this in print somewhere so that it will be recorded for prosperity:

IF OBAMA WINS THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION & THE PRESIDENCY, i have to rework many of my social theories as they pertain to European based society & capitalism.

change is good, but most cats avoid the shit like the plague. look how long it took fuckers to abandon enslaving Africans. the after effects of enslavement & colonization practices still continue to cause fallout on that continent. more complicated unnecessarily socio-economic bullshit in that department as well.

IT'S DEFINITELY TIME FOR A CHANGE.

don't know if this guy can pull it off or not. shit, even if he manages to get in there, Congress may fuck w/him worse than they did w/B. Clinton...

make like Hillary isn't a fucking nut for coming at Iran on TV...doh!

PEACE...
be calm...

giving credit where delinquency, bankruptcy, foreclosure, & judgements are not options

never let it be said that my grand old moms did not teach me anything valuable or useful. she was a carazy young bat, but she did manage to get some honest tutelage in there w/all the carazy shit. i have to respect that shit. she taught me the value of treating women like the have some goddamned sense. she taught me how to cook for myself when you cannot find a woman who has some goddamned sense to cook for you. i learned to read, and taught myself how to write in cursive early, because of the emphasis that was placed on intellectual exploration. she was a teacher by trade, so that isn’t too far fetched i guess.

anyway, she taught me to appreciate true creative expression, even though she did a great deal to stifle my shit. i have been blessed by the universe with certain creative energies that i would likely have ignored had i followed what society (read peers/academic advisors) suggested i do w/my life. moms taught me some very important life lessons in some unnecessarily roundabout ways. guess she did it the best way she could w/the fucked up socio-psychological resources she had available. didn’t give me much to work with for personal growth & development, but i seem to have managed eventually.

contrary to what my nut ass younger sibling believes, i have never and never will hate our maternal life contributor. she was actually lovable in ways that many other parents i’ve observed cannot be in life. unfortunately, the darkness in her life was a challenge that she faced, embraced, and lost. she never quite got a grip or understood the necessity of balance. she was definitely financially lop-sided. moms should have never died in debt ‘n’shit…that’s not cool. she worked damn near her whole life & died w/naught to show for it. that’s not to say it’s about accumulating material. the point is, she was not at all emotionally or relationship rich either. sadly, younger sibling does not realize any of this & is continuing down a similar unnecessarily dark path…

oh well, what the fuck can a brother (literally) do…foogazy.

make like Obama didn’t get his speak on doing Meet The Press this week…

PEACE
...be calm...