not fitting in is a bitch...pt. 2

so anyways, i figured this was a great place to finish this thought, 'cause i fit like shit in the seats @ the Tower last night. that was a pain in the legs, literally. the only thing i could do to alleviate the problem would be to stand and block the shit out of whoever was sitting behind me from seeing the show. i was so goddamned uncomfortable that i actually considered getting up & walking out of the motherfucker. i was that fucking uncomfortable. i don't know how the true giants that play sports & shit put up w/it.

speaking of giants & sports, it's fucked up that the short people use giants for entertainment purposes. the fucked up part is that giants are eager to fuck up their bodies for a paycheck. if i said to you that i would pay you millions of dollars to give yourself permanent brain damage, loss of joint usage, broken whatevers, etc., would you be so eager to permanently fuck yourself for those same millions? i'm thinking the average sized person would say "hell 2 the nizzo." why are giants so susceptible to such abuse & mistreatment @ their own expense?

oddly, people tend to ask me far more frequently than i find pleasurable about whether or not i have used my giantism to partake in the self-abusive entertainment activities created for the exploitation of giants. no motherfucker, i don't play basketball, football, baseball, etc. in fact, i'm actually one of the smaller giants. my feet are pretty big though. maybe i should start exerting my giant status for my benefit. especially my giant ass feet. i need to kick the assholes who ask me dumbass height related questions. "how's the weather up there..." i hate that shit. it should be okay to spit on peeps that ask that & then say "it appears to be raining..."

okay, i got that off my cranium. what the deal is world? where y'all at? i'm 'bout to do my annual blog email. actually, i don't even know if it's fair to call it that. i think i've actually only distributed this blog 1X in it's 3 year existence...

whatever.

make like i'm not tired as shit right now...

PEACE
...be calm...