Friday, February 27, 2009

ouch goddamnit...

i'm sick as shit...

i thought i had some kind of sinus infection, but it now appears that i have some type of infection that may require some anti-bacterial meds...

fuck!

i hate taking meds. however, when my shit hurts like it has been, i am not averse to partaking in the healing aspects of pharmaceutical chemicals.

looks like i may have to go to the E-room in a few hours. i tried to call my doctor. the staff at the office told me to go to the E-room. seems like that's the answer for anything that isn't pre-existing & in need of attention.

take that ass to the E-room...

didn't think i needed it that bad, but i've been taking my typical OTC chemicals for the last 48 hrs, & i'm still pretty fucked up. now my thriz is starting to get uber irritated...

hope i don't have a staph...

ewwww!

make like i haven't missed a tre of work this week....

PEACE
...be calm...

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

dumb bastards...

do you get these in your email sometimes?

Welcome To Federal Bureau of Investigations.

ROBERT MUELLER III EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBIFEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS FBI WASHINGTON DC.
Email:fbialertaction@aol.com
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET.Attn: -
WE BELIEVE THAT THIS NOTIFICATION MEETS YOU IN A VERY GOOD PRESENT STATE OF MIND AND HEALTH. WE THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) IN CONJUNCTION WITH SOME OTHER RELEVANT INVESTIGATION AGENCIES HERE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAVE RECENTLY BEEN INFORMED THROUGH OUR GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE MONITORING NETWORK THAT YOU PRESENTLY HAVE A TRANSACTION GOING ON WITH THE NATIONAL BANK OF EGYPT AS REGARDS TO YOUR OVER-DUE CONTRACT PAYMENT WHICH WAS FULLY ENDORSED IN YOUR FAVOR ACCORDINGLY.IT MIGHT INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT WE HAVE TAKING OUT TIME IN SCREENING THROUGH THIS PROJECT AS STIPULATED ON OUR PROTOCOL OF OPERATION AND HAVE FINALLY CONFIRMED THAT YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT IS100% GENUINE AND HITCH FREE FROM ALL FACT AND OF WHICH YOU HAVE THE LAWFUL RIGHT TO CLAIM YOUR FUND WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY. HAVING SAID ALL THIS, WE WILL FURTHER ADVISE THAT YOU GO AHEAD IN DEALING WITH THE NATIONAL BANK OFFICE ACCORDINGLY AS WE WILL BE MONITORING ALL THEIR SERVICES WITH YOU AS WELL AS YOUR CORRESPONDENCE AT ALL LEVEL. IN ADDENDUM, ALSO BE INFORMED THAT WE RECENTLY HAD A MEETING WITH THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR OF THE NATIONAL BANK OF EGYPT, IN THE PERSON OF MR. AHMED NASIR ABIDINE ALONG WITH SOME OF THE TOP OFFICIALS OF THE MINISTRY REGARDING YOUR FUND AND THEY MADE US TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR FILE HAS BEEN HELD IN A BASE DEPENDING ON WHEN YOU PERSONALLY COME FOR THE CLAIM. THEY ALSO TOLD US THAT THE ONLY PROBLEM THEY ARE FACING RIGHT NOW IS THAT SOME UNSCRUPULOUS ELEMENTS ARE USING THIS PROJECT AS AN AVENUE TO SCAM INNOCENT PEOPLE OFF THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY BY IMPERSONATING THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR AND THE NATIONAL BANK OFFICE.WE WERE ALSO MADE TO UNDERSTAND THAT A LADY WITH NAME MRS. JANET WHITE FROM ARIZONA HAS ALREADY CONTACTED THEM AND ALSO PRESENTED TO THEM ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTATIONS EVIDENCING YOUR CLAIM PURPORTED TO HAVE BEEN SIGNED PERSONALLY BY YOU PRIOR TO THE RELEASE OF YOUR CONTRACT FUND VALUED AT ABOUT US$3.5,000,000.00(THREE POINT FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS), BUT THE NATIONAL BANK OFFICE DID THE WISE THING BY INSISTING ON HEARING FROM YOU PERSONALLY BEFORE THEY GO AHEAD ON WIRING YOUR FUND TO THE BANK INFORMATION WHICH WAS FORWARDED TO THEM BY THE ABOVE NAMED LADY, THIS WAS THE REASON THEY CONTACTED US SO AS TO ASSIST THEM IN MAKING THE INVESTIGATIONS.THEY FURTHER INFORMED US THAT WE SHOULD WARN OUR DEAR CITIZENS WHO MUST HAVE BEEN INFORMED OF THE CONTRACT PAYMENT, WHICH WAS AWARDED TO THEM FROM THE NATIONAL BANK OF EGYPT, TO BE VERY CAREFUL PRIOR TO THESE IRREGULARITIES SO THAT THEY DON'T FALL VICTIM TO THIS UGLY CIRCUMSTANCE. AND IN CASE YOU ARE ALREADY DEALING WITH ANYBODY OR OFFICE CLAIMING TO BE FROM THE NATIONAL BANK OF EGYPT, YOU ARE FURTHER ADVISED TO STOP FURTHER CONTACT WITH THEM IN YOUR BEST INTEREST AND THEN CONTACT IMMEDIATELY THE REAL OFFICE OF THE NATIONAL BANK OF EGYPT (NBE) ONLY WITH THE BELOW INFORMATION'S ACCORDINGLY: OFFICE ADDRESS: PRESIDENCY OFFICE OF THE PAY MASTERGENERAL OF THE FEDERATION AND SPECIAL ADVISER TO THE PRESIDENT ON FINANCIAL MATTERS
NAME:MR AHMED NASIR ABIDINE.
CONTACT ADDRESS: 24 SHERIF STREET, CAIRO EGYPT.CONTACT NUMBER: +20117409022
FAX LINE: +2018303233EMAIL ADDRESS:abidinenbp@aol.com
nbecontractorpaylinelive
nbecontractorpaylinelive


NOTE:
IN YOUR BEST INTEREST, ANY MESSAGE THAT DOESN'T COME FROM THE ABOVE OFFICIAL EMAIL ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBERS SHOULD NOT BE REPLIED TO AND SHOULD BE DISREGARDED ACCORDINGLY FOR SECURITY REASONS. MEANWHILE, WE WILL ADVISE THAT YOU CONTACT THE NATIONAL BANK OFFICE IMMEDIATELY WITH THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS AND REQUEST THAT THEY ATTEND TO YOUR PAYMENT FILE AS DIRECTED SO AS TO ENABLE YOU RECEIVE YOUR CONTRACT FUND ACCORDINGLY.ENSURE YOU FOLLOW ALL THEIR PROCEDURES AS MAY BE REQUIRED BY THEM, IT WILL FURTHER HELP HASTEN THE WHOLE PROCEDURES AS REGARDS TO THE RELEASE OF YOUR FUND TO YOU AS DESIGNATED. ALSO HAVE IN MIND THAT THE NATIONAL BANK OF EGYPT EQUALLY HAS THEIR OWN PROTOCOL OF OPERATION AS STIPULATED ON THERE BANKING TERMS, SO DELAY COULD BE VERY DANGEROUS. ONCE AGAIN, WE WILL ADVISE THAT YOU CONTACT THEM WITH THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS AND MAKE SURE YOU FORWARD TO THEM ALL THE NECESSARY INFORMATION'S WHICH THEY MAY REQUIRE FROM YOU PRIOR TO THE RELEASE OF YOUR FUND TO YOU ACCORDINGLY. ALL MODALITIES HAVE ALREADY BEEN WORKED OUT EVEN BEFORE YOU WERE CONTACTED AND NOTE THAT WE WILL BE MONITORING ALL YOUR DEALINGS WITH THEM AS YOU PROCEED SO YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. ALL WE REQUIRE FROM YOU HENCEFORTH IS AN UPDATE SO AS TO ENABLE US BE ON TRACK WITH YOU AND THE NATIONAL BANK OF EGYPT. WITHOUT WASTING MUCH TIME, WE WANT YOU TO CONTACT THEM IMMEDIATELY WITH THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS SO AS TO ENABLE THEM ATTEND TO YOUR CASE ACCORDINGLY WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY AS TIME IS ALREADY RUNNING OUT.IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF ANY MORE INFORMATION'S IN REGARDS TO THIS NOTIFICATION, FEEL FREE TO GET BACK TO US SO THAT WE CAN BRIEF YOU MORE AS WE ARE HERE TO GUIDE YOU DURING AND AFTER THIS PROJECT HAS BEEN COMPLETELY PERFECTED AND YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR CONTRACT FUND AS STATED. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION IN ADVANCE AS WE EARNESTLY AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE TO THIS MATTER.
BEST REGARDS
Robert S. Mueller III Federal Bureau of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.20535-0001, USAEmail:fbialertaction@aol.com.


WTF!

who responds to this shit?

greedy fucks...

make like Santana isn't bangin', & emails like the above make any damn sense at all...

PEACE
...be calm...

Sunday, February 22, 2009

smoke this in ya brain pipe...

don't fuck w/me...

seriously. WTF is wrong w/humans?

very simple consideration:

no humans in existence, does religion still exist?

very simple answer:

fuck no!

religion is a creation of the human mind in order to process the unfathomable nature of a finite being's existence within the infinite universe. no humans = no religion.

nature neither promotes nor practices religion & exists just fine w/o it. apparently unlike every other thing that exists in the universe, humans don't seem to be able to come to terms w/their grain of sand existence as physical beings.

ahh, the folly of the finite vessel...

make like humans will actually figure out their true place in the universe's community of physical realities...

PEACE
...be calm...

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

things learned the wrong way...

sometimes it makes no sense at all to actually follow directions or protocol. i have to admit that this is a life lesson that took me a while to absorb. in many ways i'm a direction type person. i'm no robot, but i'm the guy who says "where's the instructions?"

most times, there are no instructions, but even when there are, many people seem to find it more feasible to just wing it.

then you have the assholes that just don't follow the standard procedures because they don't seem to live in the same universe as everyone else...

i'm a little irritated. fucking asshole at my job brings his whole family to the job on some bullshit, but i'm not allowed to bring my youngest to see what we do for work. WTF!

i suppose that's what i get for asking for permission, instead of doing like the verbal hemorrhage and just doing whatever i feel like...

never ceases to amaze me...

make like this guy isn't flapping his gums out of control right now...

PEACE
...be calm...

Thursday, February 12, 2009

unrepentant sheep slayer...

just to set the record straight...

fuck Orenthal...

i always said he did that shit. that bastard is a double murderer who somehow got away w/that shit...

money does amazing things in this society...

i can't stand Tyler Perry. he's the new Spike Lee. Spike's movies suck ass. i don't give a fuck if he keeps makin'em, they generally tend to suck gargantuan ass. the worse part about it is they usually have mad potential, & he somehow manages to direct the shit into a film. BLEECH!

Perry is just a joke. this is a guy who has become a millionaire by essentially minstreling himself. Madea is a bullshit stereotype character with no real comedic value whatsoever. WTF!

any time you have Janet Jackson as your lead actress in a film, you have a serious fucking problem. she sucks in every film she has ever starred in. technically, she isn't even a vocalist. she is a pop star who seems to have lost the ability to determine when her shine is no longer existent. fuck Janet's nose & fake tits too...

why do i emphasize these thoughts/comments?

because there are idiholes who believe that just because you are of a particular ethnicity, that you follow along w/certain patterns of thought as a result.

fuck that...

O.J. killed the shit outta those 2 Europeans...

take it from an African...

& fuck Chris Brown's corny ass too...

if you're gonna be dumb enough to beat a woman, be smart enough to take the heat for your pussy ass behavior...

make like i believe the perpetuation of prejudice & racism is not a means of divide & conquer that serves to keep the common people divided & controlled...

PEACE ...
be calm...

Saturday, February 07, 2009

lis-sen...

why in the fuck do people ignore the fact that you identify yourself w/a particular name & chose to call you some other name instead?

WTF is that all about?

for some odd reason, cats at the gig seem to want to do this. no one calls me by my full 1st, but these cats persist to do so. for some odd reason, no matter how i sig emails & whatnot, they continue to use my full 1st.

i'm not that bent about it, i just don't feel like hearing it. not like my name is busted or anything, i just prefer the shortened version.

speaking of names, i have no idea who gave me this name or why. i asked my mean ass grandmother once, but i completely forget what she told me. ah well, guess i'll never know, 'cause i won't be asking her again...

make like my full 1st actually has some familial significance...

PEACE
...be calm...

Friday, February 06, 2009

what the nacky frack!

another week down the tube(s).

it is intriguing that certain limitations are placed on expectations for reasonable human accomplishment based on age.

i had an idea of some shit to discuss, but this ain't it. i'm not quite feeling this subject, but it's something that has been popping off in the mind lately.

why do cats say "you're too old," or "you're too young," to do whatever. fuck that. as long as you're not violating any laws, what difference does it really make one way or the other?

i thought today about a story of a turtle born to a cowardly lion who lost his hair and an angry ass elephant who fills her memories full of lies. i might do something w/this, don't know...

the fuck is wrong w/76'rs management? Elton Brand! are you serious? i so wish i had noted this during the summer when they were trying hype up this acquisition. Brand & bum both start w/"b." WTF!

Illadelph sports is almost always on some ol' bullshit. fuck'em...

GO STEELERS!

make like i don't have any reason to doubt the winning potential of Illadelph professional sports organizations...

PEACE
...be calm...

Thursday, February 05, 2009

arrgh! i crush you voice box...

what exactly is karma?

is it real?

i'll do some research, but likely, karma isn't much different from the other human attempts to explain our unexplainable position in the goings on of the infinite universe.

i would look it up & post a link like i usually do, but i don't friggin' feel like it.

this dude at the gig will not shut the fuck up. it is quite a reminder of how peeps must feel when i won't shut the fuck up. problem is, i at least have some goddamn science about my shit.

this cat is practically scienceless...

so anyway, perhaps this is to lead me to not only appreciate the sanctity of my mind's peace, but to better respect the strength of not saying any goddamned thing at all sometimes...

make like i'm not hungry right fucking now...

PEACE
...be calm...

Monday, February 02, 2009

is the universe gay or what?

following some recent thought patterns, what is the significance of gender and/or preference from a spiritual perspective?

much like the insignificance of ethnicity w/spiritual consideration, i have to say i strongly propose that it really doesn't matter at all. i patently do not believe that homosexuality is natural, but so what. humans do tons of shit that is universally unnatural.

why are gender, preference, and ethnicity for that matter, such fucked up issues in human experience?

fucking crazy humans...

make like all humans are not different versions of the same damn animal...

PEACE
...be calm...

gom blib segonday...

loose translation:

STEELERS BABY!!!!


make like i didn't almost lose my voice yelling @ the game last night...

PEACE
...be calm...