what the hell was that all about...

okay, maybe i'm extremely paranoid a little bit. [i know that shit doesn't make much sense at all.]

my fucking ISP has been fucking w/me all night. i hate shit like this, because i was unable to really figure if it was me or them. i just upgraded the firmware on my router, and i thought maybe i had fugazied the settings i usually have on the router. in fact, that actually did happen, but the shit that i expected to be fucked and the shit that i've been fucking/w for the last 5-6 hours is not at all the same shit. the fact that i'm making these post would seem to indicate that the storm has passed, so to speak.

i can't help but passing the thought through my mind that my web activity is being monitored by either my ISP or the shitty assed government. most cats probably wouldn't even consider some shit like this, but i'm aware of the telecom sellout & the government overstepping its boundaries on citizens' privacy. that said, there are apparently extra ears & eyes on the shit that consumers are doing. now i'm not stupid, i know the shit is monitored anyway, but the bullshit, unnecessary ass Patriot Act has dicks in asses that are not used to being pokified. [yes, i am using homoerotic references. if you are in any way offended, i do not apologize. there is a hell of a lot more ignorant shit on the web than what was just suggested, so basically fuck off...]

anyway, can you tell i'm mildly perturbed. my wife fell asleep again. it's so funny, 'cause she'll say she's not going to sleep, and then she'll lay down. takes her about 2 seconds to fall asleep once she's prone. it's really boring as shit. the funny thing about it, that isn't really funny, is that i'm older. i should be the one that passes the fuck out at indiscriminate intervals. oh well, WTF can i do besides get a new wife...?

make like there was not some weird shit going on w/my web connection earlier...motherfuckers...sons of bitches...bastards...assholians...eat shit & become rotting corpses...

PEACE
...be calm...