why i like...porn!

that's right. no doubt. I DIG PORN! i said it. i even did trial membership w/SugarDVD. i ain't even gonna get into the wishlists i have at a few video sites (rather extensive...). people kill me w/they're feigned dislike of porn. i mean hey, if you really don't like porn, cool. if you like watchin' peeps get their freak on, then why act like you don't? who in the world are you trying to impress? i mean really? again WTF! sneakin' porn is stupid. sneakin' is what gets you caught up like Kirk Franklin's Christian ass. dude, if you gotta say you're addicted to porn, something is really wrong with you. mind you, that is not to demean anyone who actually has a porn addiction. however, i'd be willing to theorize that a porn addiction is indicative of some other mental issues. personally, i watch porn 'cause i like to see peeps get freaky. it's fun to watch people enjoy themselves. i ain't into no weirdo porn shit. i have seen some weirdo shit, but i keep that shit out of rotation.

i remember the first time i accidentally found some ol'freak nasty shit on the web. it was some ol' scatting shit (no pun intended). same day a tripped over some ol' bestiality shit. while the animal shit was mildly interesting from a curiosity perspective, the shit shit was just fucking nasty. yuck. i ain't into putting or seeing anyone else put human excrement on someone. likewise, i ain't into golden showers & shit. squirting is rather interesting, but that's another topic for another day. my thing mainly is that peeps trip so thoroughly over porn. whether it be images, film, or video, porn is nothing to be ashamed of viewing. last i checked, i wasn't a prude, so why am i not to watch porn? besides, if you actually pay attention, you may learn some new techniques 'n'shit. but seriously, porn is great.

make like i didn't forget my train of thought while it took me 2 days to actually sit down and create the logo up top there...c'est la vie...

PEACE

why i don't like...the NAACP!

to K.I.S.S., i'm not down w/colored. WTF! it's 2007. how the hell can you not come up w/a better name for the organization? these are supposed to be educated people that are trying to make a difference. meanwhile, they're wasting time having funerals for "nigger." what a waste of time, energy, and resources. Dumbya Bush is still freakin' president and Gonzalez is just another one of his liars, but the NAACP is burying and holding funeral services for words. WTF! how about holding a funeral service for the war in Iraq? how about having a funeral for gun violence in Philadelphia? how about having a funeral for stupid ceremonial gestures by supposed community activists? this is some nut ass shit. i suppose i shouldn't be surprised by an organization that still refers to colored people. fucking colored people. [can you tell i don't like colored?] what the fuck is a colored person? where are all the purple motherfuckers? i wanna meet those motherfuckers. i like purple. that's my favorite color. maybe i should join the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People so i can meet the purple motherfuckers...sheesh! did i mention that it is 2007? i'd really like to hear a valid argument for continuing to use the word colored. just one-no fuck that, i'd have to hear a few actually. shit if you really want the organization to mean something, why not just call it the NAAP? leave the colored out. i guess that would cast aspersions on the history of the organization and its relation to the African community. perhaps that's too close to nap, as in nappy, as in nappy headed, as in ho's. i suppose that's going to be the next funeral. we gather here today to honor the passing of ho...imagine that. i recall from my college days how useless and ineffectual many organizations are simply because they focus on the most inane of goals and issues. setting the bar to low. have a funeral for the end of the Bush horror regime. shit i'd even be down with a funeral for reality television. fuck that, they need to have a funeral for the word colored...yeah, that's wassup!

fucking weirdos...

make like i am a standing member of the colored folks helpfulness society of America...

PEACE

kick that ass II

in a better mood, i gotta say, i just don't see me fightin' w/some idiot and risking my life over anything short of my family being put in harm's way. i'm just not interested in going to prison or dying over some straight up bullshit. who the hell am i trying to impress? yes. i am a man. i will pummel your head until you bleed. WTF! i just don't feel that drive outside of being extremely angry. even when i'm super pissed, i still just don't feel the need to haul off and just jack slap somebody. dunno, i guess some people find this option to be feasible in high stress situations. that and bustin' caps at people. i'm not trying to kill anybody. i just don't see the purpose. if it's not some type of revolution or uprising against the bullshit in this country, why the fuck should i. anyways, i'm done here...

make like i don't have to take a piss right now...

PEACE