wilthing...

the proper name for the solution to ridding all drawers of skid marks...

unless you're just a dusty assed fucker, someone who previews turds prior to shitting, or have a leaky asshole, you may have a desire to alleviate skid marks in your drawers.

solution?

WILTH

this is named in honor of Will Smith. didn't wan't to call it willsmithing, so...

basically you just wash out your ass after every shit. dry ass toilet tissue/paper just doesn't quite get everything out all the time. if you don't feel like having to carry around wipes all the time, all you you need is a bathroom w/hand soap & paper towels.

what you do is use 3 pieces of paper towel of an acceptable size for the crack of your ass. towel 1 you leave dry. towel 2 you soak. towel 3 you soak and put hand soap on for the 1st step of the wilth process.

after completely finishing your shit, you wipe your ass as usual w/the tissue/paper. you could skip this step, but it may make things messy for wilth step 1. step 1 is just to wash out your ass w/the soapy towel, towel 3. easy...

moving on to step 2, you make sure you've washed any and all residual shit from the crack of your ass. be mindful of anal leaking. you shouldn't move on to step 2 until there is no shit on the step 1 towel at all. no shit = rinse the soap out of your ass w/towel 2, the soaked towel. easy again...

finally, the step that makes your life pleasant and your drawers skid free. step 3 is simply to make sure your ass crack is dry w/towel 1, the dry towel. now you're good to go. stupid easy style...

welcome to the world of wilth...

make like i dig skid marks in my drawers...

PEACE
...be calm...