"...you say motherfucker when you get shot..." - Eddie Murphy
so, i caught my so-called wife cheating again. come to find out she's been fucking w/this nut ass dude for about a year now. i had an idea, but i ain't gettin' into the particulars at this juncture. let's just say i wasn't surprised too much. i was hella pissed though. i wanted to just grip her the fuck up and kick the shit out of her ass. since i'm not one for man on women violence, that did not happen. add to that no pussy is worth me going to fucking jail and you won't find me beatin' dude's ass either. what the fuck for? even if i beat both of their asses and feel great afterwards, how great am i gonna feel when i get locked the fuck up. it'd be like an Chappelle "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" scenario. i must repeat, ain't no pussy on this planet worth me gettin' locked the fuck up. besides, if i'm locked up, i can't get any pussy anyway. if you really think about it, getting locked up will fuck up your whole pussy game. how's that? well for one, you end up missing out on gigs for being a felon/con. no gigs = no $ = highly limited selection of ass = damn near no pussy. i'm too selective for that shit. then again, i guess i ain't all that selective, or i wouldn't keep ending up w/crazy broads. friggin' thanks Mom!
yeah, so, i had a nice weekend to look forward to until the bullshit this afternoon/evening. my wife is so crazy she decides to have a goddamn in-depth discussion w/nutty dude on the phone while i'm supposed to be waiting for her. i picks up the phone to make a call and i hear her, nutty dude and some nutty chick on the phone talking about a severely sexually immature interaction that the 3 of them are attempting to arrange. unbeknownst to any of them i listened long enough to verify that she's cheatin' on me w/this asshole. what a dick (no pun intended). it's always amazing to me the amount of immaturity and denial that exists in the common relationship, even if it is supposedly just physical. usually that's a bullshit cover for people who are too pussy to put their feelings on the line. i figured that shit out when i was a teenager, but there a seasoned adults who still live off of that bullshit. utterly amazing. anyways, had to get my rant/vent on. the wife asks me "what are we gonna do?" i'm like, "what are you gonna do," cause i ain't w/the bullshit? guess we'll see if she's crazy like that or whatever. WTF!
yo, make like i'm inadequate and feel the least bit threatened by nutty dude...
PEACE
so, i caught my so-called wife cheating again. come to find out she's been fucking w/this nut ass dude for about a year now. i had an idea, but i ain't gettin' into the particulars at this juncture. let's just say i wasn't surprised too much. i was hella pissed though. i wanted to just grip her the fuck up and kick the shit out of her ass. since i'm not one for man on women violence, that did not happen. add to that no pussy is worth me going to fucking jail and you won't find me beatin' dude's ass either. what the fuck for? even if i beat both of their asses and feel great afterwards, how great am i gonna feel when i get locked the fuck up. it'd be like an Chappelle "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" scenario. i must repeat, ain't no pussy on this planet worth me gettin' locked the fuck up. besides, if i'm locked up, i can't get any pussy anyway. if you really think about it, getting locked up will fuck up your whole pussy game. how's that? well for one, you end up missing out on gigs for being a felon/con. no gigs = no $ = highly limited selection of ass = damn near no pussy. i'm too selective for that shit. then again, i guess i ain't all that selective, or i wouldn't keep ending up w/crazy broads. friggin' thanks Mom!
yeah, so, i had a nice weekend to look forward to until the bullshit this afternoon/evening. my wife is so crazy she decides to have a goddamn in-depth discussion w/nutty dude on the phone while i'm supposed to be waiting for her. i picks up the phone to make a call and i hear her, nutty dude and some nutty chick on the phone talking about a severely sexually immature interaction that the 3 of them are attempting to arrange. unbeknownst to any of them i listened long enough to verify that she's cheatin' on me w/this asshole. what a dick (no pun intended). it's always amazing to me the amount of immaturity and denial that exists in the common relationship, even if it is supposedly just physical. usually that's a bullshit cover for people who are too pussy to put their feelings on the line. i figured that shit out when i was a teenager, but there a seasoned adults who still live off of that bullshit. utterly amazing. anyways, had to get my rant/vent on. the wife asks me "what are we gonna do?" i'm like, "what are you gonna do," cause i ain't w/the bullshit? guess we'll see if she's crazy like that or whatever. WTF!
yo, make like i'm inadequate and feel the least bit threatened by nutty dude...
PEACE
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