cheap basturds...

notice the intentional misspelling. this post is rantingly dedicated to all the assholes in the $40,000+ income range, as well as those who drive cars similar to those in that income range, who do not believe in using handsfrees. WTF! you can't afford a freakin' handsfree? how the hell does that work? is it laziness? is it arrogance? is it sheer stupidity? perhaps it is the blatant manifestation of utter recklessness that embodies the founding principles of conspicuous consumption in this wonderful capitalist hell hole. yaay, let's all drive around with phones on our ears like one-armed crackheads. i mean seriously, why is it so hard to put an earpiece on the side of your fucking head as opposed to physically holding a phone with a hand you may need to suddenly swerve out of the way of one of the other holding-a-phone-to-my-head-while-i'm-driving super assholes. imagine actually having to use both hands to drive at some point during a commuting adventure? i've even seen cops doing this nut ass shit. again, WTF? now i will admit, bluetooth handsfrees are not all that cheap, but i'd venture they are significantly cheaper on average than a fucking fender bender. so any way, the world is full of assholes and super assholes, so i guess i shouldn't be surprised. then again, i'm not surprised, i'm fucking irritated.

speaking of irritating, my fucking bluetooth mouse is taking a shit on me. hopefully it just needs batteries. high hopes, because i absolutely hate with an unmitigated passion the touchpad on my friggin' laptop. i thought the damn thing would be pleasant and useful as compared to a mouse, not fucking so. this thing has a goddamn mind of its own. at least 6 times while making this freakin' post, this damn thing has jumped the cursor to some random position in already typed text.

1. the sensitivity on my particular touchpad cannot be adjusted.
2. i have yet to figure out how to get the damn thing to respond as a scroll wheel

so anyways, gotta put some fresh Energizer's in that joint when i get back to the crizib. for now i'm stuck with this wonderfully retarded piece of modern technology. yaaay!

on that note...

make like picking up dates in an airport bathroom isn't some extra dumb ass shit...

PEACE