i'm a pornostar...

...i just don't appear in any porno films...

WTF! i'm bored as an old piece of shit that the flies won't even fuck with.

i'm bored like a rock trying to swim out of a shallow puddle.

i'm bored like a brick in a wall trying to see around the corner.

i'm bored like-aww fuck it...i'm bored as all hell...

titty nipples & sack juices...

i've actually got other shit to do, i just don't feel like doing that particular shit.

i'm mad at my wizinizn 'cause she continues to sabotage perfectly functional shit...WTF!

make like i'm not fucking bored to shits right the fuck now...

PEACE
...be calm...