do you know any admitted pagans...

fuck halloween...

add to that list christmas, easter, thanksgiving, valentine's day, st. patrick's day, & most other Judeo-Christian, Western culture holidays.

i'm not Judeo or Christian. why do i have to be subjected to these annual disruptions of regularly scheduled calendric movement? the odd thing is that in this country there is supposed to be a seperation of church & state, yet these holidays are often considered federal/national holidays.

how'd that shit slip by the sensdar?

i do fuck w/new year, only because it marks the establishment of a relatively immediate calendric phenomenon. other than that, holidays can eat a cock burger...

born days are worthy of celebration as well. speaking of which, why not celebrate a human's inception as a living being? guess that fucks w/the whole idea of when is a fetus a human or not.

i'm not down w/abortion, but i am distinctly pro-choice. i don't have a uterus, ovaries, or a vagina, so other than the high value i place on regularly & vigorously probing vaginal cavities w/my dizniz, i have no interest in controlling a woman's body decisions.

imagine making it illegal to beat my dick...

i'd be an international fugitive...

make like my gig is the bomb...

PEACE
...be calm...

the misery has landed...

you know, at the beginning of this year, i had the patently false impression that many efforts to improve the basic status of life as i experience it were becoming successful. forgive me for that miscalculation.

the regularly unscheduled mishaps that seem to be characteristic of life so far have returned w/their usual frequency...

well, at least the Phillies won the World Series. too bad i don't give a flying fuck about baseball. i suppose i'll have to hold on to my football squad winning the Super Bowl a few years ago for as long as possible.

i'm quite curious to see how many citizens are awake during the election(s) next week. hopefully people are coming out & putting Obama in office. i just don't trust McCain since he picked Palin. Biden's no lottery prize, but Palin is just disturbing as a VP candidate for a seasoned politician...

WTF was this guy & his team thinking?

make like either 1 of these dudes is going to make my economic situation that much better...

PEACE
...be calm...

well la di da...

don't really feel like posting anything in particular at the moment. i had some shit floatin' about in my cranium, but the thoughts are currently off in the netherfolds of my vastly unknown mind space...

i'm sure they'll eventually make their way back to the more closely recognized forefolds, in order for proper seepage into my conscious recollective thought process...

so the drama shall continue, apparently w/or w/o my approval...

make like i don't love creating audio enough to teach myself how to manipulate it...

PEACE
...be calm...

i don't fuck w/you like that dicksnickle..

so i find out today that i've been royally fucked by IGotta. the engine is toefucked. that asshole at the original warranty garage got the shit outta me & the fuckin' warranty company. WTF!

now i gotta find a friggin' lawyer (not likely) that will pursue damages on my behalf for this asshole's defraudment. again, WTF!

$1600 is the estimate for the goddamn engine...

[UTTER SILENCE IN COMPLETE, UNBRIDLED, BLOODLUSTING RAGE...]

prison is definitely a deterrent for me against committing violence. i'd like to relieve this dude of his humanly existence w/a good aluminum batting device...

people say dumb shit like "be positive."

how the fuck does that apply to bullshit like this?

FOH!

[fuck outta here for the slowies...]

daughters of bastards...

make like i'm having a motherfucking party on your cranium right the fuck now...

PEACE
...be calm...

you motherfucker you...

would you believe that i severely aggravated the condition of my friggin' feet by diligently trying to maintain my presence at my gig?

yes, it is entirely true. turns out i have been walking 2 miles from work in the AM to hop the PT back to the domicile at a time feasible for the household (that is the wizin) to function...

obligatory WTF!

i can't believe this shit...

make like my gig is going to give a flying retard fuck about my podiatric well being...

PEACE
...be calm...

plain old fuck it is...

so they tell me i have plantar fasciitis in both my motherfuckin' feet.

ain't that a beyotch's bloody crotch w/o a pad or tampon for 3-4 days & no personal hygiene...

just when i was trying to get back on my physically fit jawn, BOOM! if i didn't know better, i'd say i need jebus in my life...not...

so anyway, i'm pretty pissed the fuck off, 'cause this shit is officially not a goddamned disability. believe that. see line 2 above...

so, i can't fucking walk or stand w/o pain, but because this shit is "treatable," i am not considered disabled at all...YAAAY!

make like shit like this makes complete sense to my life...

PEACE
...be calm...

my gig slurps colon polyps...part dos...

so anyways, dude ended up coming back 2.5 hours later & still has his fucking gig...

imagine the utter freedom of sheer employer stupidity.

how do i seem to end up w/the asshole manager on a semi-regular basis?

FTP!

WTF!

make like the world in all honesty is a truly beautiful place, thanks to the meanderings of humanity...

PEACE
...be calm...

don't make me put my teef on you...

i was just admiring my profile photo...

i'm quite willing to admit i'm vain. i was labelled as narcissistic along w/my depression when i was supposedly diagnosed by the fucked up psychiatrist that didn't even read my files...

that's another story that i won't get into at the moment.

i have no problem admitting i have serious issues, but i don't believe vanity on my part is necessarily one of them. what's wrong w/finding yourself appealing? i like me. in fact, i love me. didn't used to when i was a kid, but i definitely do nowadays.

i do have a history of putting my teeth on people. at least, i did as a kid. bit a chunk out of a motherfucker once. some older kid was fucking w/me & i guess i didn't like it. all i remember is getting in trouble for it, & how serious everybody was. kid shouldn't have been fuckin' w/little kids like that in the 1st place.

i only bite the wiznizin nowadays...she seems to like shit like that...

make like i still eat beef & pork...

PEACE
...be calm...

McLame shows his scrotes...

this guy actually does have some sense. looks like he may be getting fucked by his campaign team. that would seem to explain the contradictions of his correcting the supporters in public about misplaced Oblahblah comments and his TV ads that seem to do the opposite.

poor old dude...

fuck'em...

it's truly sad that w/all the shit going on w/the wars, the economy, the environment, whatever, the primary reason this election is seen as historical is because an African is finally being a presidential candidate beyond the primaries.

that's a sad ass statement about the history of this supposedly great country. it's actually a testament to the lack of historic focus of most humans in this society when you consider the number of Africans that took political offices after the Civil War.

fuck is wrong w/peeps? this isn't even a straight European thing. considering the various ethnic groupings that live in this country, it doesn't make much sense that of those who are citizens, the only ones that tend to be political are Europeans...

where's the fucking Latino, Asian, whatever candidates? why does this shit even still make a difference? 'cause racism & prejudice are still real as fuck...

doh!

dickwickery...

make like i fuck w/this shitty economy & capitalism is the shizniztifit...

PEACE
...be calm...

my boss is a richard scrotumless...

this crackhead gets an email telling him that i'm not going to make it to work because of an emergency medical appointment, & his response is for me to call him ASAP...

doh!

if i tell you my feet are fucked up & i walk to get to work, what the fuck is wrong w/you to be more concerned w/me calling you than getting my fucking feet straight?

i do not have good history w/managers. i seem to get straight dickwicks 95% of the tizzle.

WTF!

gotta use this shit as motivation to do my own shit. i'm so tired of asshole management. fuck'em. problem is i can't say that to my fucking debts. this is where problem solving really kicks in. my focus & anxiety issues definitely play a factor, but i've gotta bang this shit out for my very survival.

sounds mildly dramatic, but i'm tired of the bullshit. i truly cannot fathom w/any clarity how peeps put up w/the majority of this bullshit in society on a daily basis.

how can i respect a manager who has a fucker who takes 3.5h breaks when he's only supposed to get .5h, but said manager will not fire fucker?

FTP!

welcome to the world of dickwickery...

make like my feet aren't fucking w/me like all hell for the last 2-3 weeks...

PEACE
...be calm...

can it be possible...

that this country is so fucked that McLame actually suckcedes P. Douche?

don't get it it twiznistified, i don't fuck w/OBlahblah like that either. since i actually do read sometimes, i was looking at 1 of the local free daily papers and found a blurb about the Failin family net worth[this link is actually to the L.A. Times though]...

can you say not middle?

these peoples' net worth is over $1M...

somehow, i don't think the majority of soccer moms, pit bull or not, are rolling in that kind of net worth...

i don't think my financial worth can even be netted...

politicians suck ass. the only people who suck ass worse than politicians are all the idiot citizens who allow these fuckers to get away w/massive fuckery by not being voting citizens.

that should be a new federal law. if you don't vote, lose your fucking rights as a citizen...

plooph...

make like this election is really dealing w/the major issues on a regular basis...

PEACE
...be calm...

my gig slurps colon polyps...

why do i have a co-worker who appears to have benefited greatly from special education mainstreaming?

the fucker leaves for a break that is supposed to be 30m and has yet to come back...

he left at 12:40a...

WTGF!

that's a goddamn for the slowies...

my so-called boss is so concerned w/staffing the gig w/a warm body that mr. blah-blah-blah seems to fuck up royally regularly, but still has the gig...

call me fucked up, but if this dude's quality of labor is an acceptable standard, i just don't see me bustin' my ass to pick up his slack...

again, WTGF!

fuck that!

make like my fucking arches love me to bounce around on them...

PEACE
...be calm...

you can tell when i'm going through shit...

guess this is going to be my new coping strategy. fuck.

until recently, like the last few weeks, i was not in the habit of making multiple posts daily. not that it matters, but i like to observe my own behaviors just as much as i do other humans. too bad i don't tend to be as objective w/my personal observations as i am w/other humans. i'm good, but i ain't quite that good...

that's why i advocate therapy...

oddly, it is hard as shit to actually get into therapy, at least for me anyway. i guess this is another benefit made readily available mostly to the economically affluent. i tried to make an appointment, because i feel i tend towards violent thoughts too often lately, and these assholes tell me i have to wait in the area of 3 weeks to be contacted just to make an appointment...

WTF!

i guess i'm right about how fucked up this society really is. apparently there are quite a bit of people seeking therapy, but that's something else no one really wants to be honest about. i could go on all kinds of violent rampages in a 3 week time period.

imagine.

can you say VA Tech?

how could it be that it is so hard to get help when you actually seek it?

WTF!

i gotta make a t-shirt w/that on it...

WTF!

that's 1 of my favorites...

fuck it...

make like i'm not pissed about a whole lot of shit right now...

PEACE
...be calm...

PC goes to D.C.

went to D.C. on Monday last week. interesting observation of the park across the street form the Blight House...

...little to no security within visible range.

i found that to be quite disturbing & odd for govs to be claiming they're so concerned w/national security.

unless they had cats hidden in plain sight, which is entirely possible, the area in front of the Blight House was W-I-D-E O-P-E-N.

WTF!

maybe P. Douche doesn't hang out in there anymore, or perhaps there is some security device/measures that are unknown that protect the area.

i would expect that the area would look like NYC's Penn Station w/armed troops patrolling the area. i guess attacks can only occur at points of travel? WTF!

it's odd sometimes where govs bullshit can be located & observed in action...

make like there is really a terrorist threat inside this country...

PEACE
...be calm...

violet feces...

presently domiciled...

my focking head hurtz. today is football day for the purps: p. dookles. i gotta shit.

speaking of shit, last week was not a good football day. either i was tired as, or the games were boring as, 'cause i fell asleep like...

shit.

hope today fares better.

i'm a relatively big fan of the Fox Pregame Show. gotta get used to Strahan's lispy ass. i like dude as a commentator, he's got an interesting sense of humor and clearly knows his game, but the lisp is funny as fuck. i never noticed it when he was doing post-games & whatnot. hopefully he does like so many lispy ass rappers have done & grows outta that shit...

you gotta wonder if offensive players tried to talk shit to him about the lisp...?

that's a great motivator to smash the shit outta opposing QB's, RB's, WR's, etc.

speaking of smashing the shit outta shit...WTF happened w/this Kimbo dude?

that was a lame ass bout. at first i was like "he got fucked," but then i watched the replay in slo-mo...

looked like he was legitimately Roy Jonesed...he got knocked-the-fuck-out!

dayum sun!

ouch!

he played that shit off real good on the post-bout shit though...he gets props for chumpin' the shit outta the interview asshole...

commentators need to be relabled as agitators. "so how do you feel?" i'll be so hyped when an athelete smacks the shit outta 1 of these dudes 1 day...

make like i'm not learning to embrace my violent tendencies...

PEACE
...be calm...

aight, i've got some serious fucking issues...

basically.

not that it really matters to anyone but me & my immediates. could be i'm still somewhat overly self-conscious, but i'd say i have some relatively fucked up ways at times. i say this because i rarely find anyone who gets where the fuck i come from. there is the idea that i have unrealistic expectations of humans in general, but i don't tend to think i do.

therein lies the problem...

are my perceptions fucked up, or are my observations legitimate, and the rest of society that doesn't see it that way really that fucked up?

i tend to go w/option #1: society is just that fucked up...

it's possible that i could be paranoid, but i'd swear either the phone company, or the govs along w/the phone company have been fucking w/my line recently. '08 has seen an inordinate number of line issues w/my phone. i tend to doubt that it's coincidental considering the issues w/P. Douche and domestic wire tapping...

the phone companies & Dingress did sell out...wouldn't be the first time...

a phat dick to any member of Dingress who pushed this lame ass welfare-for-the-rich package through Dingress...assholes...

just goes to show who the govs really operates for, as if there was ever any question at all...

this is 1 aspect of society where i would have to agree w/that hip-hop dickhead Curtis Jackson:

you gotta get rich or die trying...

nobody gives much of a fuck about you in this society unless you're rollin' in some thick as cheese...

make like i fucks w/the U.niversally S.ucks A.ss...

PEACE
...be calm...

further twiznistification...

sometimes you just have to learn your place...

sometimes you have to realize there is no place for you...

sometimes a place must be made for you...

sometimes you have make your own place...

make like i gives a fuck at the moment...

PEACE
...be calm...