Friday, October 31, 2008

do you know any admitted pagans...

fuck halloween...

add to that list christmas, easter, thanksgiving, valentine's day, st. patrick's day, & most other Judeo-Christian, Western culture holidays.

i'm not Judeo or Christian. why do i have to be subjected to these annual disruptions of regularly scheduled calendric movement? the odd thing is that in this country there is supposed to be a seperation of church & state, yet these holidays are often considered federal/national holidays.

how'd that shit slip by the sensdar?

i do fuck w/new year, only because it marks the establishment of a relatively immediate calendric phenomenon. other than that, holidays can eat a cock burger...

born days are worthy of celebration as well. speaking of which, why not celebrate a human's inception as a living being? guess that fucks w/the whole idea of when is a fetus a human or not.

i'm not down w/abortion, but i am distinctly pro-choice. i don't have a uterus, ovaries, or a vagina, so other than the high value i place on regularly & vigorously probing vaginal cavities w/my dizniz, i have no interest in controlling a woman's body decisions.

imagine making it illegal to beat my dick...

i'd be an international fugitive...

make like my gig is the bomb...

PEACE
...be calm...

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