Monday, August 03, 2009

do i make you horny baby...

i feel sorry for people who do not have enjoyable sex lives. i've had some issues here & there w/dry spells in the past, but i've been fortunate as hell overall.

i can honestly say that i've never had a "dead" fuck. i've also gotten some pretty awesome head on a regular basis in most of my relationships. the favor was readily returned.

i don't like to brag on my dick. DICK! [i know, juvenile...just fuckin' around...] really though, dick bragging usually doesn't work out. it's better in most if not all cases to let your stroke speak for itself. between anecdotal evidence from honeys & sharing stories w/other dudes, those that talk shit about their dicks are usually just that: full of shit.

why advertise? closest i ever came was this jawn in college who wanted to question my freak. i kindly proceeded to inform her that i don't talk, i do. needless to say, she pressed the issue. i ended up pokin' a few hours later. the ass was mega chunky.

i can honestly say i'm a sucker for a chunk booty. tits are not all that important to me sexually. you gotta have an ass though. an ass, some hips, legs, & a nice grill will have me acting the fuck stupid. fortunately i'm older now & i know how to curb certain instinctul behaviors.

either way, i've always dug honeys. sexy is the ultimate qualifier though. i say this 'cause a jawn could be ugly as fuck & still be sexy enough to catch a poke-a-thon. shit happens...

make like i have a super shitty average sex life...

PEACE
...be calm...

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