it's hard to be a supa produca...

...when you don't have any goddamn equipment. if i were to cry over spilled milk, i'd say "damn, i should have kissed the blinkless wonder's ass and kept my shitty job," but that would be a lie. i only miss the income not the employment. don't worry, i'm not going to start trippin' about asshole managers.

well, i am no longer an undegreed person. i am a Temple graduate. i keep saying that as if it were a magic spell or some shit like that. you know, like if i keep saying it i will somehow be financially stable. [SMILE!] obviously that shit doesn't work that way, but it's nice to know that i actually owe the gubment money for something besides writing papers and getting drunk on the weekends.

oddly, i did not end up actually walking because the ceremony was too goddamn long. had some logistical problem with my family and my offspring were hungry as sheazle, so we had to be out. as history would have it, there are no photos anywhere in my possession of me ever receiving any educational documentation at a graduation ceremony. but guess what...i don't give a split shit goddamn. [lot's of cursing today huh?] you know why?

'cause I'M A TEMPLE GRADUATE! I'M A TEMPLE GRADUATE! YES I AM, I'M A TEMPLE GRADUATE!

okay, i'm buggin' out. i was supposed to have a party, but i'm broke. hey, who else was supposed to bankroll the shindig? anyway, maybe i'll have one this summer. that'd be nice, but it's not looking too good at the moment.

speaking of not looking too good, Needa is fucking falling to pieces on me. i'm kinda pissed but not. i'm more irritated 'cause this shit is happening when i don't have the cizash to get the shit fixed. the key broke in the trunk lock. the driver's side seat came off the track (the mechanic said i need a bus). the speed sensor is malfunctioning. today i hit a fucking tree. backed right into it i did. i don't think i hit it hard enough to fuck the car up, but still that's not too good.

anyway, that's about enough for today. for the individuals who do read this expression of deeper thought [SMILE!], i've made some adjustment so you can comment w/o having to register w/the site. i got an email couple of months ago about it and never read it. i was kinda busy with full-time school, full-time work, and part-time sleep. so, have at it, but don't do anything stupid. if you read this at all, you should know by now i have a low tolerance for stupidity.

make like Barry Bonds never, ever, ever used any performance enhancing substances...

PEACE