trying to kill the ill...

what exactly does shit feel like?

i say this because many people seem to say that's what they feel like when experiencing the level of discomfort i currently am.

do i really feel like shit?

do i stink?

am i mushy?

did i come out of an asshole?

i probably wouldn't even be posting this pseudo-rant if i didn't feel like compressed shit (WTFIT?)...

speaking of shit, i have to take a shit. i'm not coming back to this when i'm done shitting. i'm going to go shit, wilf, & then go finish watching this movie from Netflix...

make like i'm going to my appointment today to infect the doctor...

PEACE
...be calm...