Monday, December 05, 2005

driving whilst peering thru your rectum!

this is a tribute to all the assholes that honk while sitting in traffic situations as if honking changes the situation at all.  it is especially for those who deem it necessary to pull up behind Ineeda and i while we're handling our business and honk because i am not moving at a rate that is satisfactory to them.  damn, i thought i was driving.  what is this horn intimidation or something?  these dorks are all over.  if you're reading this and saying "well, you should move faster, " then you're likely one of these horn-dorks.  if you are, stop that shit.  here is what will happen if you do it whilst idling in the rear of Ineeda.  we will either move even slower or better yet, STOP!  that's right we will stop in the middle of whatever roadway we happen to be operating.  this is of course with all consideration given to safety.  if you don't like this then too bad.  stop leaning on your damn horn and leave earlier if you're in such a hurry to get nowhere.
 
sheesh...
 
make like a cassette after the eject's been pressed
 
PEACE


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