uh, oh...

he! he! this has got to be some kind of record for me. oooh! 2 days in a row w/an entry, anyways...

what to talk(type) about...

how about some hodges podges! yaaay! ok, let's go...

Maurice "I'm a dumbass" Clarett
yeah, if you get too outta shape to be a competitive professional football running back, you should still have enough of a speed and strength advantage over the average citizen to become...den, den, deh...A STICKUP KID!
"hey come up off that phone. i gotta call my agent now!" what a 'swipe. hey, maybe it's not true...[crazy face]

Terrell "I might as well be Freddie Mitchell" Owens
wow dude, guess you thought your mouth couldn't rescind the check your ass wanted to cash. DOH! hope you saved up what you made already. gotta feed that starving 3rd world country of a family of yours. or maybe Drew "Super Sapper Agent" Rosenhaus can front you some major cash to cover their expenses. on a side note, has anyone ever seen this dude w/a woman? no really, he's been in the league for a while and he has tendencies if you haven't noticed. no i'm not Wendy "I'm A Beast So I Try To Make Everybody Else Ugly" Williams, but i gotta ask. i mean really, during the past 2 years he's been in the Illadelph, how many times has this guy been seen w/a female? it's not like he's a private person. maybe that's what this beef w/DNab was really about. what if T.O. made some inappropriate plays in the locker room. maybe DNab tried to set'im "straight" w/some penalty flags so to speak and T.O. didn't like that shit. after effect: T.O. comes out on an all out smear campaign against DNab. hmmm? this guy made references to Garcia's orientation. maybe that was a behind the scenes thing that went bad. T.O. is obviously high strung. maybe he took it personal w/Garcia and that brought on that smear campaign. i'm sayin', the 49ers are in Frisco...hmmm. yeah i know, it's a stretch, but just think about it...

Reggie "I'm The Real Deal" Brown
on a positive note and sticking w/the football theme, i like this guy as a wide receiver. when he got drafted, the reports said he was another big physical receiver (see above and think no controversy). although i will question the wisdom of not getting DNab out earlier in the season and/or kicking T.O.'s ass out during pre-season, drafting this guy seems to be on point. i heard a lot of doubt from other people all year, but he looks like he'll be getting it done in the league for the next few seasons. don't quote me on that, 'cause i don't get paid to analyze pro sports, so this is just my personal opinion. it's not like i did any research or anything. i'm not backing down from my support for this guy. i'm just putting it out there that i could eat my words next year. hope not for the Eagles sake. [after looking at his stats] any doubts, compare his rookie stats to that other guys stats for his rookie season...

Eagles "Damn Those Jinxes"
hey man, it was insurmountable. you had the Campbell's Chunky Soup, the EA Sports Madden, the Super Bowl loser and i think the SI was in there somewhere too. i'm talking about the curses of course. makes you wonder just how invalid superstition really is sometimes. hmmm? oh yeah, get rid of Buck. yeah i said it. let's look at this guy's career w/the Eagles:

Correll Buckhalter

when he's healthy, he gets it in, but he hasn't been healthy much as we can see. damn dude! are you the guy from Unbreakable (i hated that movie) or something? cut'im loose. what's the new guy's name who's been gettin' it in since Westbrook got hurt? develop that guy. hold on a sec...[looking for new guy's name]...yeahba, Bruce Perry #35. it's only been 2 games, so there's not much to go on, but he seems to have some potential. as i said, i'm no pro analyst, but it seems the Eagles need to add some variety to their running attack. not that it's easy, but if a team can shut down Westbrook, the Eagles seem to struggle. this even though they seemed to focus on the pass this season (like this season is a good example). hopefully next year the receiving core will be healthy and with whatever they pick up in the draft, the squad will be back on track. here's to hoping that the previous 4 years w/Reid and DNab were not and this season was an anomaly. i'm still pissed about Ray Rhodes being gone (hey, i like Ray).

oh yeah, just so there is no confusion, this is not my squad at all. i've been a Steelers fan since i was about 6 years old. Bradshaw is the man! i live in Illadelph though and i love watching the NFL, so go figure it out. besides, i'm more of a player/coach fan than a team fan. with the exception of the Steelers, i have various players/coaches whose play and demeanor i respect and follow their teams seasons as such. i'm talking about cats like Tony Dungy, Herman Edwards, Dennis Green (although i don't care much about Arizona...), Jevon Kearse, Ray Lewis, DNab, etc. outside of that, you won't catch me paintin' ma grill or going to games in the cold w/hard nipples and no shirt or any crazy shit like that. what i would like to be caught doing is watching NFL Season Pass on one of these in my house that i hope to be in the process of buying in the next 2-3 years...

aight well, since someone told me i have diarrhea of the mind,

make like that Hershey bar was really a box of Ex-Lax

PEACE