u.niversally s.ucks a.ss...

this is a fucked up country. am i a patriot? like the fucking missile maybe. fuck this country. i'm epissed & not 'e' as in electronic either. i'm e-x-t-r-a pissed off. did i say fuck this country? hey i'm like George Lopez:

FUCK THAT PUTO!

i realize that the Spanglish tense may not be proper use, but that's my new motto for patriotism FTP. thank you kindly George.

this country seems to be continuing its long history of rape & pillage. it's so wonderful to be a citizen of a country that was founded by terrorists. reminds me of my sneaky ass dad. he thought everyone else was sneaky 'cause his nut as is.

this country's officials are quite aware of the legacy of terrorism they represent. they may not publicly admit it, but they would be historically ignorant if the denied it in private company. any argument against would be an argument of pure semantic nature.

United States Revolution = British Colonial Rebellion = Colonial Terrorist Movement

it's not even a stretch.

shit, the military trains, maintains, & deploys terrorist units. they tend to call them special forces though. these amazing individuals are trained to sneak into hostile territory & fuck shit up. is that not terrorism? they're like terrorists w/a rule here or there. it's a more productive terrorism.

any terrorist/rebel who blows themselves up is an all-out idiot. martyr these nuts...

fuck that. i wanna see what i did if i'm blowing shit up...

all that to say this...

bail out plan = FTP!

WTF!

who is bailing out the rest of the fucking country? especially after these cats are now coming on broadcast television w/some 20/20 hindsight shit. they're saying they saw this shit coming. DUH! great time to tell everyone after it fucking happens...

here's a question on the close out tip:

which candidate for president is worrying about their personal finances as this is being typed?

F-MOTHERFUCKING-T-SOMOMMABITCH-P

bastards...

make like i'd fuck up & not vote in this election....

PEACE
...be calm...

the 3 b's

i'm bored as all hell...

i'm broke as fuck (seems to be a lifelong theme even when gainfully employed, WTF!)

life's a beyotch...

don't plan on gettin' dead anytime soon. i'm pissed. the year started off unusually positive. prospects looked great. WTF happened here?

i'm fucking hungry & have not had a decent meal in fucking weeks. i need to get some fruits & veggies into me.

i'm surprised i can still shit on a daily basis.

i think i'll go consume an alcoholic beverage & some H2O.

yes, i actually said that...

thoughts are just meandering around up inside my elargeated craniodomulus...

make like i'm not tired as saggy titty fucks...

PEACE
...be calm...

hey, i'm dealing w/a great deal of stress...

i usually don't post this frequently at one time, but i'm under some typical stress. this is an outlet. i have a little bit of time right now, and access to this forum, so...

i have come to recently realize that i really, really do not fucking fit in. you know that cliche get in where you fit in? yeah well i don't fucking fit in, so i figure i've gotta make my own shit.

if my efforts at doing so cause any pain or suffering to anyone...

FUCK EACH & EVERY ONE OF YOU...

i say this w/o any love or hatred. it is purely the result of a my reflective nature. i am reflecting any and all of the suffering that i have experienced thus far in my odd life.

this is not directed in any way, shape, or form towards my goddren.

make like i didn't wanna put a shell in the hack dude's ass at the transfer station last night...

PEACE
...be calm...

astute use of Palinological thinking...

i play GTA III, Vice City, & San Andreas...

therefore i am a trained urban combat specialist w/the ability to defeat all forms of law enforcement & the military. i am also able to operate many and varied forms of land, air, & sea vehicles in the pursuit of my maniacal goals.

i shall now go out & convince the rest of the world of my great skill, and do shitty interviews w/only prominent media figures of my campaign's approval...

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

make like Alaskans should not be embarrassed by this person posing as their current governor...

PEACE
...be calm...

just for the dusty audio groove laden circular plastic...

my sole aches...

a short poem for my wonderful non-readership...

my sole
my sole
oh pain in my sole
my frame doth though hold
oh pain in my sole
is the pressure you bear
somehow deemed unfair
is the structure you keep
relieved only in sleep
seems the load that you hold
causes suffering now untold
shall your failure be same
as my associates so lame
my sole
my sole
oh pain in my sole

thank you...

have i ever mentioned that a distinctly despise overweight people? this is especially true of mean-spirited and/or misery laden chublunkian fat fucks. sadly, i am associated with one through my local place of monetary deficiency earnment...

make like obesity is a condition that i find comforting...

PEACE
...be calm...

what da blimbiddy bluck-bluck?

WTF is up w/these bullshit media events that someone decided to call debates?

why do United States citizens continue to show their docile, sheep-like nature?

the greatest event in this country's history, other than publicly acknowledging that enslaving humans is an idiotic means of securing free/cheap labor, is the colonists successful banishing of Great Britain from it's political affairs on a permanent basis.

that said, why is this one of the only countries that has not experienced any coups, revolutions, overthrows, etc.?

this country is ripe for an outright revolt by its citizens. there are far more struggling, suffering, poverty ridden citizens than others. WTF is wrong w/these people? what does it take for citizens of the United States to feel the stiff rod that is being rammed up their economic ass?

the average U.S. citizen has been economically raped for so long now that they just bend over, wallet spread, and take it in the pocket...

oh, it's so fuckin' messy...

ewww!

call me unpatriotic. i could not care in the least about anyone, that includes politicians, who does not care for those who are truly suffering...

the debate last night was damn near a comedy skit. why don't these cats answer the goddamn question that's asked? fuck'em.

you wanna make your vote count, vote for PoCriz...

make like this is actually the greatest country in the world...

PEACE
...be calm...

sorry, i was attacked by social terrorists...

i'm down w/whites against McCain. i'm also down w/Alaskans against Palin...

in addition i would like to express my affiliation w/idiots against intellectual thought patterns, as well as prejudiced against different people.

i'm down w/any cause, movement, PAC, lobbyist, or anyone else who says "fuck the issues that really matter, i'm only worried about superficial shit and imposing my personal beliefs on everyone else's intellectual and various other personal freedoms.

fuck Democrats & Republicans. their views are too broad for me. i find it necessary to become a party to the narrowest views i can possibly hold when it comes to dealing with other people and their so-called lives.

live your life exactly like i live mine, or your completely unpatriotic...

make like i understand the apparent complete lack of logic and/or intellect during elections...

PEACE
...be calm...

oops...

it would appear that in my haste to not pay any attention at all to certain things, i forgot to realize that the 200 post mark had been breached...

woe is i...

i suppose i could honor the occasion now since this is post #204. let's see, that would make "i'll fuckin' kick yo' ass beyotch..." post #200. yay for that post...

i'm pissed about this fucking election. i don't like this Palin chick at all. i don't give a fuck about PC. i say shit like broad & chick. fuck it. so anyway, i don't like this chick. i really had no interest in voting for McCain, but the Palin shit is really pissing me off. as a matter of fact, i'm pissed at Hillary "Annihilate Iran" Clinton for fucking up her chances at being the VP for these donkey motherfuckers. fuck'em all, but i figure i'd rather listen to some braying than some trumpeting. the last 8 years of noise has been deafening...

WTH is wrong w/these fools who are jumping ship from donkeyville simply because they see a female elephantius. WTF! does anyone actually give a fuck about the fucking economy? fuck if her daughter is pregnant. is that affecting the housing market at all? sheesh...

it's times like this that remind me best why i fucking hate people...

make like i'm plugged in...

PEACE
...be calm...

the biggest lie of all...

i just realized today that 1 of the biggest lies that is told & perpetuated in this crazy ass society is that we are all the same. we are not all the same. ethnic difference is natural. the problem isn't our differences as humans. the problem is the perception by many humans that difference can be equated to superiority/inferiority.

different ≠ better.

different ≠ superior.

different = different.

whoever developed that social idiocy needs to be severely reprimanded and sectioned off for population control measures. WTF?

imagine all the tall cats offing all the little fuckers & making the world more comfortable for those over 6' tall. imagine that shit...

how the fuck does it happen w/o question that some group or another develops the idea that different = superior/inferior?

this is yet another great example of the mass stupidity of the human race as an animal. oh yeah, we're so fucking more intelligent than the other animals, but we can't figure out shit like this. again WTF.

i used to think i was alone in many of my observations of human behavior. turns out i'm not. apparently those of us who tend to be creatively expressive tend to see through the bullshit better. oddly, creative minds are generally not encouraged to pursue such endeavors...

the general public seems to be satisfied w/this unfortunate state of affairs. fuck'em...

make like the world is not a motherfucking mess because of all the non-questioning sheep...

PEACE
...be calm...

i dig stand up comedy...

it all started w/that greatest of all-time (in my estimation): Richard "I'm Funny As Fuck" Pryor.

Richard essentially introduced me to the idea of a person standing up & saying shit that makes you laugh & think at the same time...

imagine the pleasure of laughing & thinking at the same exact time. some motherfuckers laugh, some motherfuckers think, other motherfuckers do both & can get you to do the same. it's an amazing talent.

i tried to do it, but i have timing issues. i also have a somewhat unusually dark sense of humor. for example, i laugh at death & Christians. no, seriously, i make jokes about whatever the fuck i want to laugh at. if it's funny, it's fucking funny. shit, i laugh at people getting eaten by beasts in movies 'n' shit like that.

if somebody smacked the shit out of you and your bloody teeth got splattered all over a freshly painted white wall, i'd probably laugh at that shit. ever see the movie where death is chasing people? remember the scene when the chick gets the shit smashed out of her by the bus? i died laughing at that shit. okay, i didn't die, but i rewound that shit & peeped it in slow-mo. that's some hot shit.

that said, i still find more standard socially accepted humor humorous. in that vein i find that stand-up comedy is quite satisfying.

make like i don't like to think about fucking up litter bugs...

PEACE
...be calm...

fuck you too...

i'm just having fun w/titles nowadays...

i got soaked by Hanna today. not a fun endeavor. never stand around waiting for PT in hurricane/tropical storm leftovers when the PT vehicle is using the AC...brrrr!

i got on the 1st bus around 5:45P and i'm still drying out. wet denim does not feel good on your ass at all. i suppose i should say my ass. don't know how it feels on your ass. you might actually be one of those wet denim weirdos that likes kinky shit like that...

wassup w/male enhancement ads? if my dick's not working right, i'm not using male enhancers. fuck it. as long as i can still piss, i'll just take an L on the sex tip. fuck that. drugs, drugs, and more drugs. WTF!

hypocrisy is at an all time hizie...

here's a tip: these nuts...

no, just serious. so anyway, i'm not fucking w/anyone anymore. if you're at all confused about what that means, hold your breath until i tell you differently.

make like i didn't pull 60 hours this week at the gizig...

PEACE
...be calm...

i'll fuckin' kick yo' ass beyotch...

so how was your day?

i'd like to go on record as stating that i wholly do not support the government of the U.S. i have no faith in the government & it's regular operations. don't get it confused at all, i still participate in the political process, but i believe this country is fucked.

generally speaking, the average motherfucker is blind as shit to the realities of source of suffering that exists in today's society. money is not the root of any evil. not even a little bit. evil is a word that describes a behavioral trait that is exhibited only by the human animal.

an·thro·po·mor·phic
adjective
Late Latin anthropomorphus of human form, from Greek anthrōpomorphos, from anthrōp- + -morphos -morphous
1827

1 : described or thought of as having a human form or human attributes
2 : ascribing human characteristics to nonhuman things

yet again another courtesy definition from Merriam-Webster Online.

there is no animal in existence on the planet that can be described as exhibiting evil behavior except for humans. sadly, anthropomorphism abounds in the human attempt to describe animal behavior. hard pressed, it would be damn near impossible for anyone to dispute the previous statement. WTF is wrong w/humans?

a sick side effect is the creation of abstract systems of belief to remove the need for humans to feel responsible for their evil behaviors and mannerisms. the devil didn't make anyone do a goddamned thing. just the same, what sense does it really make to suggest that positive behaviors are the result of angels, etc. humans do what they do. accept responsibility for your behaviors. positive or negative, what you do as a human is what you do. unless you have some variation of mental imbalance, then you are solely responsible for the decisions made and actions taken by you.

why is this such a hard concept to grasp? imagine having to accept responsibility for all the fuck ups you make. how demoralizing would such a practice be for the average human w/esteem issues? again, this is apparently why the various absurdly involved systems of belief have been created & perpetuated by humans for hundreds of generations. what we don't realize is that by protecting our psyche in this fashion, we negate many opportunities by humans to fix problematic behaviors. look at it like alcoholism, or any other problematic behavior, when the problem is not acknowledged, it is difficult if not impossible to address.

make like humans have this life shit all figured out...

PEACE
...be calm...

hypocrisy?

i realize that it may seem highly contradictory, or outright throwed off, for me to close my posts w/peace & suggestions of calmness. i assure anyone who stumbles across this blog by some freak accident, or other odd circumstance, that this is not the case.

peace & calmness are infinite goals. i'm finite, so i may not quite measure up to said goals sometimes. my human side has a distinct mental proclivity towards extremely violent behavior. fortunately, i have a great deal of control over my base instincts. i don't generally tend to go around fucking shit up as i would mostly like to do.

i am not a fan of being incarcerated. i also do not believe that i have the right to remove other humans from existence at my will. the logic is that i do not currently possess the ability to exactly recreate a deadened life. no cloning allowed...

my mind can do strange things sometimes...

i generally tend to enjoy what my mind does. sadly, it can be quite difficult and/or uncomfortable for others when i play around in my mind...

fuck it, it's still fun for me...fuck them...

on a final note, i love ho's...

make like i'm fucking rich...

PEACE
...be calm...

i'd love to cop a widescreen monitor for the home system...

i'd also love 1,000,000 Euros...i believe they're still more valuable than the U.S. dollar...

anyway, i no longer have access to newsgroups or a microwave. sucks.

i'm all over the place right now, 'cause i can't stand where the fuck i am. figure that shit out, then i'll smack the shit outta ya...

no, just serious...

in my estimation, there are few things worse than working somewhere and feeling like you live to work. i hate this particular feeling more than most others. it ranks high up there w/people accusing me of shit i didn't fucking do. that shit pisses me the fuck off.

whatever happened to working for government agencies being a good thing? just a random thought...

there is a reason why postal workers & government employees go wacko...believe me, there is a real reason...

if i could hit anybody i wanted to w/a bat of my choosing, there'd likely be a much higher rate of emergency room visits than currently exists...

make like i even give a flying fuck right now...

PEACE
...be calm...

the Will Smith method...

apparently Mr. Smith does not wipe his ass w/toilet paper. at some point in time i may have had a problem w/such a practice, but it appears that this is solid.

i'm not going to be carrying wipes around w/me everywhere i go, but i will go on record as advocating washing out the ass crack after a good log deposit. i can vouch for the anti-skidmarkishness of this method of post bowel movement behavior. skidmarks are far worse than dingleberries, but this practice essentially alleviates both.

how can you possibly have any dingleberries if you do not use paper? even if you continue to use tissue paper, which i do, you still should not have any dberries, 'cause the washing of the ass crack will remove said dberries.

so, the general idea is to do your thing when needing to shit. try to get there before anything actually comes out of your ass, but once your solid waste has shared itself w/your asscrack, soap & water work wonders...

make like bad breath doesn't stink like ass...

PEACE
...be calm...