slam dunk the chunky funk...

don't ask about the title. i'm just fuckin' around w/it. seemed like a fun thing to say. could have sexual connotations...hmmm...

anyway, i'd have to say that i have been somewhat fixated on things of a sexual nature for quite a significant portion of my adult & pre-adult life. i recall quite vividly when i became old enough to rent porn from the video store. great time in life. weird thing is the place used car air fresheners to keep the "adult" video room smelling fresh. the room was essentially a closet. in fact, as i recall it, all the video stores that rented porn kept that shit in a fucking closet. i guess that's a vast improvement over not even having the option of renting porn. now you can get DVD's in the mail. i would say that you don't have to worry about peeps knowing you rent porn in the mail, but the envelopes aren't the most inconspicuous. they're like anti-Netflix or something: they're blue. so, if you see a neighbor with a blue Netflix envelope, or the postal carrier with one, you can pretty much assume that it isn't a Netflix.

the negativity that is associated with porn is so stupid. i know that isn't the most intellectual word to describe this retarded social perspective, but fuck it. it's existence is about as intelligent. what is wrong w/porn? not a goddamned thing. think about this: we are the only animal on the planet that finds reasons to discourage ourselves from procreating activities. think about all the negative aspects of sexual relations among adults that are constantly being forced on the average individual. yes, sex is an activity that requires the use of a great deal of respect and responsibility. however, if we weren't supposed to do it, why in the fuck is it so pleasurable? that is not some fucking accident of nature. nature does not have accidents. the universe has a reason & purpose for everything natural. doesn't mean humans get to know what the reason is, but in this case, i don't particularly care. if we weren't supposed to fuck, enjoy fucking, watch people fuck, enjoy watching people fuck, and/or any combination of the above, why in the hell is it so much fucking fun? figure that shit out and call me next life. it's some of the thickest bullshit that has ever been laid on Western society. the fact that this mentality has prevailed for so many generations is rather disturbing. it's a wonder that humans have managed to perpetuate the species with any success. WTF!

i have the utmost respect for porn stars. it ain't the easy ass job that the average idiot thinks it is. it isn't important how i know this, but i am somewhat aware of certain aspects of such a career choice. would i be a porn performer if i could? hells yeah! it wouldn't be just for the ass either. i think most cats would answer in the affirmative simply for the assumption that you will be getting mad pussy as a porn performer. i suppose that is true, but the gig just isn't all that simple. like any other gig, you have certain responsibilities and workplace issues that can be fucking irritating. i know for one thing, i don't have to worry much at my current gig about contracting the HIV. awareness of this aspect of porn does not deter my interest in being a porn performer whatsoever. i guess that's my fuck it side. there are precautions that are taken, so i'm not too stressed about that part. in all likelihood, i will probably not realize this particular career aspiration, but i still have a great deal of respect for people who provide such a great service of performance to the crumbsnatchers of Western society. porn stars are 100% better than athletes...

on that note...

make like porn didn't make $13.33B in 2006...

PEACE